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Peter Maximoff | Supernatural I

Bruce has created a chatroom.

Bruce has invited Thor, Sam, Tony.

Bruce: Do you guys hear it too?

Thor: What do you hear, Banner?

Bruce: CLINT AND Y/N ARE WATCHING SUPERNATURAL WITH THE VOLUME AT ITS HIGHEST

Tony: I should not have modified her TV....

Bruce: SO YOU'RE TO BLAME FOR THIS, TONY? I CAN HEAR IT FROM THE LAB. HER ROOM IS TWO. FLOORS. ABOVE. THE. LAB. "DEAN!" "SAM!" make it stop...

Sam: ...What season are they on? Can I join?

Thor: Why did they not invite us?

Tony: Trust me, you don't want to be around them when they're watching Supernatural.

Peter M has joined the chat.

Peter M: Turtle won't spend time with me...

Peter M: How do I change this?!

Bruce: Can you morph into Dean Winchester?

Peter M: No.

Bruce: Then deal with it.

Peter M: Who's Dean Winchester?

Thor: A man that not only has Lady Y/N fangirl over him, but Clint too... I still do not know how he has so many under his sway? Even my brother is stumped.

Peter M: But she only fangirls over me...

Sam: Not anymore.

Erik has joined the chat.

Erik: Hello... My son.

Sam: We should leave? I sense awkwardness.

Tony: Um, that's a reason to stay.

Erik: Your lady friend... is screaming. Is she okay?

Peter M: She's fangirling over a Dean Winchester...

Erik: This upsets you... Should I... Kill him?

Thor has banned Erik.

Thor: I am your new father now, Peter.

Sam: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO WORK THE TOASTER PROPERLY AND YOU WANT TO BE HIS FATHER? I love this.

Thor: The boy needs a father who is not a murderer.

Peter M: But I don't want Loki as an uncle. He tried to fight me for the TV remote... In MY house!

Thor: Well he's adopted, as are you.

Tony: We just get weirder everyday, don't we?

Tony: Do you hear that?

Bruce: No?

Tony: Exactly. Silence.

Bruce: Oh no.

Tony: We should hide.

Sam: Why?

Bruce: This means Y/N and Clint are done watching Supernatural and every time without fail they annoy Tony and I about it.

Agent Beyoncé has joined the chat.

Agent Z has joined the chat.

Agent Beyoncé: Hello. I am Agent Beyoncé and this is my um, my partner... Agent Z. We wanted to ask you a few questions about a murder that we are investigating.