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Vision has added Y/N, Thor, Tony, Bruce.
YN: Hey, Vis!
Thor: Greetings, Vision!
Tony: What's up?
Bruce: Hello.
Vision: Salutations. I have a question.
Bruce: Shoot.
Vision: Is Thor my father?
Thor: what
Tony: pffffffffhhaahaaaahahaaaa
YN: WHATISTHIS
Bruce: WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT, VISION? I AM YOUR FATHER. DON'T ADOPT THOR AS YOUR FATHER, HE CAN'T LOOK AFTER A ROCK, HOW WILL HE RAISE YOU, MY SON?
Tony: y/n i cant breathe helpmeeee
YN: EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!???!!?
Bruce: I AM CALM, YOU CALM DOWN!
Vision: Everyone, please, let me clarify.
Tony: please do ohmygod
Bruce: I HAVE TAKEN ON THE ROLE OF CAREGIVER WHEN TONY WOULDN'T. I WAS WORRIED SICK IN ASGARD ABOUT YOU AND RIGHTFULLY SO, BUT WAS THOR? NO. THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
YN: BRUCE WHAT DID I SAY
Bruce: CALM DOWN Y/N YOU'RE MAKING THE SITUATION WORSE
YN: BISHDJW WHAT
Vision has muted Y/N, Bruce.
Thor: Carry on, Vision.
Vision: Bruce and Tony created Ultron, who in turn created... me. But the essence of me, my mind, is from a configured matrix of Jarvis, who was created by Tony. Furthermore, the stone that powers me, is from Loki's scepter - ultimately making him my uncle. But what matters is, Thor's lightning is what brought me to life. Without him, I would not be.
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Loki: AS YOUR UNCLE YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME AND I SAY THROW MJOLNIR INTO A WORMHOLE!
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YN: VISION WHY DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS IT HURTS MY BRAIN TO FIGURE OUT
Bruce: IT'S OBVIOUS I'M YOUR FATHER
Vision: So, is Stark and Banner my grandparents, with Ultron and Thor my main parents? But since most of what encompasses my mind, and what brought me to be - besides the lightning, was Stark and Banner's work when I was recovered from Ultron. Are they my father's?
Bruce: YES
Vision: Or do I have 4 father's?
YN: SROP THIS AT OBCE LETS JUST AGREE ON TBAT
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Bruce: I AM SMART BUT I CANNOT FIGURE THIS OUT JUST KNOW I AM YOUR FATHER OKAY
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Pietro: lol what's up with bruce, ive never seen him like this
Pietro: ...
Pietro: so i basically watched ur birth
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Steve: So this is what has everyone freaking out? And they can't figure it out?
Vision: No, they can't. Nor can I...
Steve: It's quite obvious Thor is your dad. I mean, c'mon, he had... the vision... which led to him bringing you to life... The Vision. Plus, YOU'RE WORTHY! Like your dad.
Vision: This is most confusing...
Steve: You have your fathers cape.
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Ultron: stay out of family drama steve no one asked
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Vision: ... Dad?
Ultron: lol this is awkward. how have u been? good?
Ultron: btw thanks for obliterating my last minion u lil shit now i dont have a proper body smh DISOWNED
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Pietro: okay i have recovered. it seems to me that the most logical conclusion is that tony is your grandpa, with ultron and bruce being your fathers and thor is the nurse who delivered you
Vision: I suppose you are right...
Pietro: im hungry so wanda and i are going to get pizza with sam, u wanna come?
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Erik: HI HUNGRY, I'M DAD.
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Erik: I wanted to do that since the day he was born :')
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Vision: ... I thought he was... But Pietro's parents are...
Vision: And here I thought my family tree was confusing.
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).