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Thor has created a chatroom.

Thor has invited Vision.

Vision: NO.

Thor: I did not yet ask anything!

Vision: My answer is the same. Someone could get hurt! Mjolnir is not a toy.

Thor: You know, I should be the one saying that so this is really making me rethink myself, but the possibility of fun greatly replaces the need of being a mature and responsible adult.

Thor: Now, you stand on one end of the base and I on the other, and you throw Mjolnir. I will try and catch it.

Vision: We'd break so many things!

Thor: Tony is a rich man, he can afford the repairs.

Thor: I know you want to, Vision...

Thor: It'll be fuuuuuuun

Thor: Unless.... you are a coward?

Vision: You are on!

Thor: You are like the brother I never had.

Vision: Don't make this weird.

Thor: Speaking of brothers, we should get Loki to be on lookout.

Vision: I doubt he'd help.

Thor: I will persuade him.

Thor has cleared the chat.

Thor has added Loki.

Thor: Oh Looooookiiiiii

Loki: What?

Thor: I was just wondering if you'd stand guard during my game of Mjolnir toss with Vision.

Loki: No, you fool. What kind of stupidity is this?!

Thor: Mmmmmmmmmmm yes, Vision. You were right. My brother is indeed no fun.

Loki: I am fun!

Thor: Please, go. Resume your brooding and spying of everyone from your bedroom window.

Thor: Come, Vision. Let us begin!

Loki: Wait, I'll help!

Thor: Hmmm, what do you think Vision?

Vision: I suppose he can join us for one round.

Thor: BEGIN!

Many complaints from Loki later.

Loki: THOR YOU ARE NOT TO THROW THE HAMMER RIGHT BESIDE MY HEAD.

Loki: STOP.

Loki: YOU WILL AWAKE EVERYONE

Loki: PUT DOWN THE HAMMER AND REPLY TO ME THIS INSTANT

Loki: THAT IS NOT A GAME, THAT IS MAYHEM YOU FOOLS!

Loki: YOU BROKE MY STATUES!

Y/N has joined the chat.

Y/N: Hello.

Loki: ... Greetings, Y/N. Did you sleep well?

Y/N: Yes. Fine.

Y/N: You know, it's not everyday that when I'm having breakfast, Mjolnir flies passed me and crashes into Bruce's room.

Loki: Are you upset? It was my brother's idea! I had no part of it.