Peter | Lasagna

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Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has added Peter, Vision, Y/N.

Tony: Hey kiddos. What do you want for supper?

Clint has joined.

Clint: LASAGNA

Bucky has joined.

Bucky: LASAGNA

Pietro has joined.

Pietro: LASAGNA

Tony: Pietro, you are old enough to make your own dinner!

Pietro: so are the old men!!!!

Tony: They are Manchildren.

Bucky: I'm telling Steve!

Clint: Hey, Vision doesn't even eat yet you asked him! He's the definition of ManChild.

Pietro: GIVE US THE LASAGNA

Tony: Peter, Y/N?

Peter: Aunt May and I already have our dinner sorted.

Bucky: Say Lasagna, Y/N.

Clint: You know you want Lasagna.

Pietro: choose LASAGNA or else i will snitch to your parents/guardians that you are secretly an Avenger

You: pietro they know. you've seen them around the compound. why else do you think they let me stay at the compound some days?

Pietro: ... everything makes sense now

You: DAMMIT PIETRO

Pietro: i thought you were a very good liar okay ...

You: Anyway, bc Pietro threatened me I want Lasagna, for me only.

Pietro: you can't do this!!!!!!

Clint: SHARE THE LASAGNA Y/N

Bucky: Hey, it's me, your fave. How about asking Stark to get me some Lasagna too?

You: Tony can you get Lasagna for Sam, too?

Bucky: why do you treat me like this

Peter: Can't say they don't deserve this Lasagna heartbreak, bc they do.

Pietro: you can't stop me from having the LASAGNA!!!!!!

Peter: You guys just ruined the word Lasagna for me.

Pietro: LASAGNA!!! LASAGNA!!! LASAGAGANANAAA!!!!!

Vision: I shall prepare Lasagna for him since he wants it so much. Shall I do the same for Clint and Bucky?

Clint: I suddenly don't want Lasagna anymore. You have cured me, Vision.

Bucky: Steve's actually getting Sam and I pizza. I'll have that. It's okay.

Vision: Very well. More for Pietro.

Pietro: thank you vision.

Vision has left.

Tony: Almost forgot.

Tony has added Wanda.

Tony: What do you want for dinner? Lasagna like Y/N or something else?

Wanda: Lasagna sounds good.

Pietro: what

Pietro: you said i was old enough to make my own dinner but you parent my sister?!?!

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