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Peter Parker | Breadsticks

A/N: Language! Cause, well, Wade is in it.

Y/N has started a chat.

Y/N has invited Peter, Wade.

Y/N: Help me, spoderman!

Y/N: and bring chimichangas daedpewl. I'm hungry.

Peter: I thought you were in serious trouble for a second!

Wade: Peetie almost wet his pants.

Y/N: I am!

Peter: We'll see when Wade and I get there. Aren't you supposed to be having a celebratory mission dinner?

Y/N: I was but I had to flee.

Wade: I told you those fancy restaurants are crap! What's wrong if I want to dine in the nude? it's freeing. Did you at least get any breadsticks?

Y/N: Yeah I got like 6 for you.

Wade: I need more.

Peter: So wanna tell us what happened? We still have 10 minutes until we reach you.

Y/N: wait i didn't tell you where i am

Wade: It's totally normal for a teenage boy to have a tracker in their girlfriends phone.

Peter: We're not dating, Wade! I activated the tracker Mr. Stark put in your phone.

Y/N: WHAT

Y/N: Now I need a new phone!

Peter: He said it's to keep us safe since we're the youngest ones in the team!

Wade: Peetie stalks you. You should close your blinds at night.

Peter: Shut up, Wade.

Y/N: Anyway... Moving on.

Y/N: NOBODY CAN KNOW WHERE I AM!

Wade: My lips are sowed shut.

Peter: dude...

Y/N: So what happened was: Everyone was having a good time, except for Bucky because Sam kept stealing his food. Then I see this person wearing a really cool Spider-man shirt and i was like, okay, wade would totally love this since he's been looking for one.

Peter: Wait, what?!

Wade: Shhh I'm listening to the story.

Y/N: But I didn't feel okay with going and asking them so I thought I'd take a picture of the shirt and just get Tony to scan for where it's from. But I didn't feel comfortable with doing that so I asked Cap.

Wade: Him? He's so serious all the time there's no way he'd do it. Maybe he should take that shield out of his ass, then he'd be more fun.

Peter: This is why you're not on the team.

Y/N: Cap owed me a favor so he agreed.

Wade: WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER?

Y/N: So i was about to hand him my phone when i remember that time he never let me go on the mission to the Caribbean

Peter: that was fun

Wade: I wouldn't know SINCE I'M NEVER INVITED.

Y/N: So as revenge, I turned on the flash. Cap took the picture, the flash went off, and omg i swear everyone in the restaurant stopped what they were doing and started staring at him