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A Villainous Party

A/N: This Ultron is based off one of the comic versions of him where he liked Wanda, in case you're confused.

Ultron has created a chatroom.

Ultron has added Wanda.

Ultron: Hey ;) how's it going?

Wanda: Sorry, who is this?

Ultron: It's me. Ultron.

Wanda: Doesn't ring a bell.

Ultron: Wanda, remember Sokovia? You broke my heart and sided with the Avengers?

Wanda: I don't have you saved in my contacts. I think you've got me confused with someone else. I don't know any Ultron.

Wanda has left.

Tony has joined.

Tony: Hey, stop trying to contact her.

Ultron: ... So she does know who I am?

Tony: Final warning, message her again and I will put you down.

Ultron: Why is she avoiding me?

Ultron: Was it something I said?

Hank Pym has joined.

Hank Pym: You should be ashamed of yourself, Stark. Look at what you have created.

Hank Pym: I would NEVER ever, ever, create anything like Ultron. Despicable.

Hank Pym: I know better than to create such a vile abomination.

Ultron: I'm right here, you know?

Hank Pym: Maybe in another universe I would create him.

Tony: Was there something you wanted?

Ultron: Yeah, I want to know why Wanda is avoiding me?

Tony: Not you!

Hank Pym: Tell Scott I need to see him.

Tony: Why can't you tell him yourself?

Hank Pym: Is he here? No.

Ultron: Should I send her flowers? "Hey... Here are some reproductive structures. Humans seem to like them, so I have murdered many plants in your name."

Tony: You can just add him to the chat????

Hank Pym: Why would I do that when you can just tell him?

Hank Pym has left.

Ultron: He is so rude.

Ultron: Anyway, should I try speaking to her again?

Tony: Do you want to be melted and made into a necklace?

Ultron: Wow, dad, and I'm the crazy one?

Tony has left.

Loki has joined.

Loki: Are you still heartbroken?!

Ultron: She ripped out my heart... Both figuratively and literally.

Loki: I wish she ripped you into shreds so I did not have to witness your moping! You were cool and now you're... mushy.

Ultron: stfu frosty the snowman

Dormammu has joined.

Dormammu: Hey, don't you guys think it's a bit rude how the Avengers never invite us to their parties or chats?