ASSEMBLE ✦ avengers chatroom

Steve | T'Chill

Steve has created a chatroom.

Steve has invited Y/N.

Steve: Hi, love. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd have one dollar. Because you never leave my mind.

Y/N: Hey, Steve. Awwww, that's so sweet!

Steve: Call me Captain.

Y/N: ...Okay, Captain. ;)

Steve: Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: You were doing so well and then you messed it up.

Steve: Were you spying on the chat?!

Loki has added Thor.

Loki: Look at this mortal. Teach him how to seduce a woman.

Y/N: It was a good line, Loki. Leave him alone.

Loki: WHERE IS THE POETRY? SERENADING? Honestly, you mortals have the worst mating rituals.

Thor: But brother, Steve is doing well! Or should I say, Captain?

Loki: NO THOR DON'T CALL HIM THAT!

Y/N: Omg

Steve: Please don't call me Captain, Thor.

Loki: How can you be so smart at times and then revert to buffoonery?!

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: I was waiting for our dear oblivious Thor to say something stupid.

Steve: YOU TOO?!

Tony: Who taught you to flirt? I am ashamed... To call you CAPTAIN of this team.

Y/N: help I've fallen and I can't get up

Nat has joined the chat.

Nat: Why is Y/N lying on the floor and laughing, although the laughing sounds like she's dying?

Nat: HOW CUTE!

Loki: It's disgusting!

Nat: I've never seen Steve flirt before, it's adorable! Who knew our CAPTAIN was such a charmer?

Steve: Someone put me out of my misery.

Tony: I can arrange that.

Loki: I can arrange that.

Tony: I SAID IT FIRST

Loki: JUST BECAUSE YOU TYPE FASTER THAN ME DOES NOT MEAN I DIDN'T THINK IT FIRST!

Thor: How come everyone may call Steve Captain but me?

Nat: It's so rare to see Steve and Y/N flirt. Now I know why though. It's adorable, the two of you, but the appendix line is just...

Y/N: Okay, everyone leave my boyfriend alone. It was a cute line :)

Loki: WHAT DARK SORCERY HAVE YOU CAST UPON Y/N, STEVE?

Thor: BROTHER, IS SHE CURSED? SAVE HER!

Loki: Shut up, Thor.

Nat has added Bucky, Sam, Clint.

Nat: Look at how cute Steve and Y/N are!

Bucky: STEVEN GRANT ROGERS.

Steve: Here we go...