A/N: Warning: Wade is in the chat, so...
Y/N has created a chatroom.
Y/N has invited Peter, Loki, Wade.
Y/N: I am bored. What are you guys up to? Any pranks?
Wade: I'll show you.
Y/N: pls no.
Wade: Peter take a pic of me.
Peter: We're in the same room. Do you have to ask over the chat?
Wade: I'll pose so that it looks it was taken without me knowing but we both know that's not the case.
Loki: Mortals.
Wade: How do I look?
Wade: Wait, let me take off my mask.
Loki: I've never seen you without your mask before...
Wade: Does it look like I don't know you're taking the pic?
Peter: Here.
Peter:
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Loki: WHAT IN THE NINE REALMS? WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS CREATURE?!
Wade: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, UNI IS BEAUTIFUL!
Loki: I DON'T MEAN THE UNICORN!
Y/N: Wade, looking good as always.
Loki: He looks constipated.
Wade: To answer your question, I am having a lovely evening in.
Wade: With the Unicorn.
Loki: How disgusting! You dare fornicate with a stuffed animal?
Wade: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T FUCKED A HORSE, SO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE!
Loki: BLASPHEMY!
Peter: But you did...
Y/N: I remember Thor telling me a rather strange story involving Loki and a horse...
Loki: DAMN YOU ALL!
Loki has left the chat.
Wade: I love pissing him off.
Wade: Excuse me.
Y/N: Where are you going?
Wade: It's time Loki meets an old love.
Wade has left the chat.
Y/N: It's a good thing Wade can't die.
Peter: Are you still bored?
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
