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Clint | Finding Clint

Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has added Natasha, Bruce, Tony, Steve, Thor.

Clint: Guess who's lost?

Clint: Lost again.

Clint: Clint is lost.

Clint: PLEASE DON'T TELL MY GIRLFRIEND.

Thor: I'M TELLING LADY Y/N

Clint: Oh c'mon! What have I ever done to you?!

Natasha: Thor, I don't think it's wise you piss me off any further.

Clint: Ohhhh snap, you made Tasha angry!

Thor: I do not fear for the Black Widow.

Bruce: Stop lying.

Thor: Fine, my apologies. I shan't inform lady Y/N that her boyfriend lacks direction. There is no need for Lady Natasha to become angry... I doth not understand why.

Natasha: If Y/N finds out, she's going to freak out, and then Tony will start freaking out, and then Steve will start freaking out because Tony's freaking out over Y/N freaking out, and then Thor will start freaking out because his tiny humans are freaking out, and then Bruce will start to freak out and then I will start freaking out because Bruce is freaking out over Thor freaking out and Thor is freaking out because his humans are freaking out and Steve is freaking out over Tony freaking out for Y/N and Clint will leave the chat and disappear, becoming a hermit because that's better than being the cause for his girlfriend freaking out and the team losing their minds. Now do you get why, Thor?

Bruce: What is this mess of words I am reading?!

Clint: freaky

Steve: Natasha is right. Makes sense. Tony does get stressed whenever Y/N is stressed because he doesn't like her being stressed and Tony being stressed makes me stressed which stresses out Bucky who then stresses out Sam which makes Natasha stress because we're all stressing out and she doesn't know why but it's actually because Tony's stressing out over Y/N stressing.

Bruce: What language is this?

Clint: stressful

Tony: That makes NO sense!

Natasha: It makes perfect sense.

Steve: Keep up, Stark. It's not hard to understand.

Thor: What in the nine realms is wrong with you Midgardians?

Clint: we are freakishly stressed

Bruce: Now that, I understand and agree with.

Thor: Like cats? So small and cute but full of rage should you misstep. That is the same with your harboring of stress in your tiny bodies.

Tony: Bruce is a cat. Confirmed.

Bruce: Love me, spoil me, never leave me.

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Clint: ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

Clint has cleared the chat.

You: Clint! Where are you?! Why haven't you answered your phone?

Clint: I was driving...

You: For four hours? The store is a 10 minute drive away! You're lost, aren't you?! I thought you died, Clint, DIED!