Attack Of The Clones

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Bucky has created a chatroom.

Bucky has added Bruce, Thor, Clint.

Bucky: BANNER

Clint: BRUCE

Thor: SIR OF SCIENCE

Bruce: Yes, what can I, Sir of Science, do for either of you?

Bucky: Can you explain Y/N's powers, but without the science?

Bruce: Y/N can duplicate them-self, or objects. That's all I can say without getting into the science.

Bucky: Can I have more details please? Especially about the clones.

Bruce: Any duplicate of Y/N is an independent, self thinking version of Y/N, and usually contains one trait of Y/N that defines their whole personality. Sometimes they have no traits of Y/N, and take on their own.

Bucky: Now... how do you get rid of the clone?

Bruce: Any other way you'd get rid of someone, or have Y/N dissipate them.

Clint: So, we're stuck with them until Y/N wakes up?

Bruce: Clarify.

Thor: Y/N HAS BEEN SUMMONING THEIR DOPPLEGANGERS AS THEY SLUMBER.

Thor: WE ARE GRAVELY OUTNUMBERED.

Thor: THE DOPPLEGANGERS HAVE TAKEN OVER.

Thor: WE MUST RETREAT TO SOME PLACE SAFE.

Bucky: I'm stuck with Mean Y/N.

Bucky: They keep insulting my hair.

Bucky: I AM OFFENSED.

Bruce: Offended*.

Bucky: I know what I typed, and I mean offensed.

Bruce: Offensed is not an actual word.

Bucky: IT IS NOW.

Clint: They're freaking me out, man. I first thought Y/N was just moving everywhere really fast, you know, but then I saw two Y/N's and then three, and now everywhere I go they're there. Watching. Smiling. Plotting.

Bucky: Oh yeah, Evil Y/N is definitely plotting something bad.

Thor: Aye, he speaks the truth. My brother says he fears Evil Y/N, for there is something truly unnatural about that clone.

Bruce: Wait, so, Y/N's duplicating in their sleep? Correct?

Clint: Yeah.

Bruce: Then... Why not just... Wake Y/N up...? It's simple.

Thor: Who would wake a sleeping dragon? Not I.

Bucky: YEaH!! Why don't you wake em up?

Clint: I heard rumors that the last person who woke Y/N up... was never seen again.

Bruce: All of you are being irrational. Just go wake Y/N up, or stick with the duplicates.

Bucky: Evil Y/N says wake Y/N and they'll clone us. No one will know that the real us is gone. Threats. We are being threatened.

Bucky: OFFENSED.

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