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⚡Thor | Hammer Time

A/N: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)sorrynotsorry

Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Wanda, Pietro, Y/N, Thor, Bucky, Steve, Nat.

Clint: Any suggestions on what the relics can watch?

Bucky: We are not relics!

Thor: I am. I am roughly 1000 years old.

Bucky: ... And yet Steve and I are the victims of old age jokes.

Pietro: I can think of many jokes for Thor. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Clint: Later. Suggestions, now! Or else Tony will force them to watch his shows and we all know what happened last time.

Wanda: Brother, when will you stop using that... face?

Y/N: They should watch Supernatural!

Nat: No, Viking's. Thor will like it.

Pietro: Why do we need to help though? Don't they already watch shows and movies?

Thor: Stark wishes for us to be more "with the times."

Steve: How was I supposed to know what twerking was? I don't have time to sit around and learn all of this. I SAVE THE WORLD, DAMN IT!

Y/N: Wait, what now?

Nat: Tony had a party and Sam got people to twerk. Next thing, people were all over our captain.

Clint: Tony started trying to get Steve to join.

Nat: But Steve didn't know what to do.

Steve: I tried... to do that dance...

Clint: It was painful to watch, really.

Wanda: And now Tony is upset?

Thor: Barnes and I are being forced to endure this because of Steve.

Steve: I'm sorry!

Y/N: Did anyone video Steve trying to twerk?

Pietro: I did.

Steve: Don't you dare send her the video!

Y/N: Too late. Steve why do you have a better butt than me? What is your secret?

Pietro: His secret is Twerking, obviously.

Wanda: Back to the main topic... What about Pacific Rim?

Thor: Ah the one were large metal beasts duel ferocious monsters! I saw it with my princess.

Pietro: Who is this princess of yours?

Thor: Lady Y/N, of course.

Wanda: I can sense all the innuendos Pietro is coming up with.

Wanda: I should not have read his mind... We should have just left him on Sokovia.

Pietro: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Star wars?

Y/N: The Walking Dead?

Y/N: Harry Potter?

Bucky: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!

Steve: I know that reference! Bucky and I already watched it.