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Bucky | Cinnamon Roll

A/N: With Stony.

Thor has created a chatroom.

Thor has added Loki, Natasha, Clint, Bruce.

Thor: END THIS!

Bruce: End what?

Thor: This awkwardness... it is almost tangible.

Bruce: What?

Natasha: Bucky and Y/N have been glaring at each other for 2 hours straight and we're still 3 hours away from the compound.

Thor: I cannot withstand this anymore!

Bruce: Ohhh, that. Sorry I was watching cat videos. Didn't notice.

Loki: May I suggest throwing Barnes out the jet and watch on as he plummets to his demise? That would surely end the tension.

Thor: Brother, you can't just use murder to solve all your problems!

Loki: It's worked in the past!

Natasha: Bucky is at fault and I'm starting to like Loki's plan...

Loki: See, Thor! Natasha agrees! Lure him to the door and I'll push him out.

Thor: We are not murdering Sir Barnes despite his dishonorable words towards Lady Y/N.

Clint: Why did Loki even come on the mission?

Natasha: We need to do something. They're always fighting and I can't take it anymore.

Bruce: Why don't we get Bucky to apologize?

Loki: Why don't we THREATEN HIM WITH VIOLENCE to apologize?

Thor: Violence is never the answer!

Loki: Violence was the answer for Malekith, and the past hundred missions you've been on!

Thor: That's not the same!

Loki: Someone is a hypocrite...

Natasha: How do we get him to apologize, Bruce?

Loki: WITH PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE!

Clint has muted Loki.

Thor: You should not have done that...

Clint has been disconnected.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Bruce has cleared the chat.

Y/N: So are we just going to pretend that Loki and Clint aren't having a catfight right in front of us...?

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: What's going on here?

Y/N: Are you being serious? I can't join a chat without you following me!

Bucky: I'm not following you!

Y/N: You were the ENTIRE mission!

Thor: Should we leave...?

Bruce: This is better than cat videos. No.

Bucky: I was making sure you wouldn't get yourself killed! And you almost did! You almost ruined the mission because you don't think!

Y/N: I am sorry that me dying would ruin the damn mission!

Bucky: That's not what I meant...