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Bucky | Dinner

Bucky has created a chatroom: stevie i know u want to join but don't. we are already in another chat there is no need for u to join this one too k thank

Bucky has added Y/N.

You: Are you even trying, Barnes?

Bucky: What? He won't join.

You: He is most definitely going to join.

Bucky: No, he won't. Trust me, doll.

You: Yes, he will. If he wasn't already suspicious he is now.

Bucky: Don't worry, I have him distracted with cute puppy pictures in our other chat.

You: I want to be apart of that chat.

Bucky: So, I was thinking, dinner at your place, or mine? Or do you want to go out?

You: Out. I do not want to explain to Nat why you were hiding in my bathroom again, or have to hide every time Steve randomly shows up at your place.

Steve has joined the chat.

Y/N has cleared the chat.

Bucky has cleared the chat.

Steve: Why did you clear the chat? I don't mind, really. You don't have to hide. It's okay. Just tell me the truth.

You: Really, Steve? You mean that?

Steve: Yeah. It does hurt, though. Finding out your friends are making plans BEHIND YOUR BACK BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO JOIN THEM YOU SNAKES

Steve has been disconnected.

You: You know, now I'm wishing he actually managed to read the last message before we cleared the chat.

Bucky has added Steve.

Bucky: Would you like to join us for dinner, Steve?

Steve: no.

You: Pleaaaaaase?

Steve: if you insist.

Bucky: We didn't ask you because we thought you were busy... Remember the thing... with... missions... and stuff... that is very... time consuming... I am not making this up you do have some important thing yes I just cannot recall what?

Steve: Oh yeah, you're right, Buck! I do actually have to go over our next mission. I'm behind schedule! Thanks for reminding me.

You: We would never not invite you to our lil friendship meetups bc if we didn't that would mean we were dating hahahahahahahaha how weird

Bucky: hahahahahahahaha so weird right

You: totally hahahahahahaha can you imagine

Steve: Lol exists for a reason.

Natasha has joined the chat.

Natasha: Why are you two being so weird?

Natasha: I'll figure it out later, but for now, MATCHMAKING TIME

You: Naaaaat please no!

Natasha: He's cute, a superhero, I know where he lives and all his weaknesses plus I have something to blackmail him should he mess up, he's perfect for you!

Bucky: like,,,, with superpowers?

Natasha: Yes!

Bucky: okay, so what are the weaknesses