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Bucky | Baby Shower

Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Nat, Steve, Bruce, Clint, Thor.

Tony: I have some big news!

Bruce: If it's an update on your TV shows I'm leaving.

Tony: One day you will watch them with me.

Steve: What's the news?

Tony: I'm going to be a godfather.

Tony: UNCLE TONY!

Tony: I can't wait to make them a mini suit!

Nat: You cannot put a baby in a suit Tony!

Tony: I mean an actual suit. Like a tux!

Clint: ... Can't be too sure with you.

Thor: I am still lost. Whose child is this?

Tony: GUESS!

Steve: No. Just tell us.

Tony: All that time being frozen has FROZEN YOUR HEART AS WELL!

Nat: Clint if you start singing Let It Go I'll shoot you.

Clint: :(

Bruce: I have work to do Tony. If you're not going to tell us, I'm going to leave.

Tony: None of you are fun. It's Y/N and Bucky! They're going to have a baby!

Steve: WHAT?

Nat: No way! Y/N would have told me first, not you!

Steve: Yeah and Bucky would have told me!

Thor: This is most exciting news! I am overjoyed for them!

Tony: They didn't tell me. I saw a text Y/N sent to Bucky. "Your son misses you :3."

Bruce: How? She would never let you touch her phone.

Nat: If it's a girl they should name her Tasha!

Clint: Or if it's a boy, Clint.

Nat: I doubt that'll ever happen.

Clint: You are on a roll today, you know that!?

Nat: I need to plan a baby shower for them! Oh and we need to go out and buy things for the baby!

Clint: ANIMAL ONESIES?

Nat: YES!

Tony: CALM YOURSELVES! Y/N can't know I told you! I made Vision phase his hand through the wall and steal her phone.

Thor: Why are you corrupting him?!

Steve: I would be godfather ... Not Tony ...

Bruce: Do I even want to know why you stole her phone?

Tony: I'm just nosy.

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: Y/N is determined to train with Bucky. I cannot stop her.

Tony: FLY OFF WITH HER! DO SOMETHING! SHE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO EXERT HERSELF! AND TRAINING? SHE COULD HURT THE BABY! SOMEONE GO STOP BUCKY!

Thor: I WILL RESCUE HER!

Thor has left the chat.

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: Why is Thor bridal style carrying Y/N out of the training room? I've never seen him run so fast. Bucky is pursuing him and shouting,"GIVE ME BACK MY GIRLFRIEND!" This is very funny. You should come watch.

Steve: HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO RUN WITH HER! SHE'S PREGNANT!

Steve has left the chat.

Wanda: Y/N is pregnant?!

Bruce: Yes!

Wanda: Someone better come stop these two idiots then! What if Thor drops her?

Clint: VISION COME HELP ME STOP THEM.

Clint has left the chat.

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Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: WHY WON'T THOR LET ME TRAIN WITH Y/N?!

Nat: Because you could injure her!

Tony: OR THE BABY!

Bucky: Wait, what?

Bucky: Baby?

Bucky: What baby?

Bucky: Did Y/N tell you she's pregnant?!

Y/N has joined the chat.

Y/N: As funny as this is. Why is everyone acting like I'm fragile?

Tony: YOU KNOW WHY!

Y/N: NO?!

Bucky: Oh wait I understand now.

Y/N: Let me read the chat to figure out you idiots. Give me a minute.

Y/N: I MEANT OUR CAT, TONY! BUCKY AND I HAVE A CAT! I'm not pregnant!

Tony: Oh. Well this is awkward.

Bruce: I should have known Tony would've got things out of context.

Bruce has left the chat.

Nat: I guess I should cancel the baby shower then.

Nat has left the chat.

Y/N: You can be godfather to our son, Tony.

Bucky: Yeah, I am sure T'Challa Jr will like you. Just make sure you don't hold him for too long. He likes to scratch.

Tony: I WANT TO BE GODFATHER TO AN ACTUAL CHILD NOT A CAT!

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: Bucky for the last time, his name is NOT T'CHALLA JR!

Bucky: Why not?! He's strong. Like T'Challa. He has claws. Guess what? T'Challa has those. He almost clawed out my eyes. T'Challa almost did that. He likes to fight with birds. T'CHALLA BEAT UP CLINT!

Wanda: Did you hit your head too hard on the last mission?

Y/N has left the chat.

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Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: Who let a cat in my room?! It tore up my favorite jacket!

Bucky: My son has made me proud.

Bucky has left the chat.

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