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Bucky | Popcorn

A/N: Wade is quoting a rap battle in 8 Mile ^^^^

Bucky has created a chatroom.

Bucky has invited Sam.

Bucky: I need your help!

Sam: Is Y/N okay? Were you two attacked? Was it Hydra? I'll get Steve!

Bucky: No! Y/N's fine. We're fine. Kind of. I'm not fine.

Sam: ... Bucky Barnes. Are you nervous about your first date with Y/N?

Bucky: YES EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT. WHAT DO I DO?!

Sam: First of all, calm down before I fly over there and steal your date.

Sam: What are you two doing?

Bucky: We're watching a movie. Gods, Y/N looks so beautiful! Even while stuffing their face with popcorn.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: This is my area of expertise. Why didn't you come to me?

Sam: Sit your metal ass down. He came to me because I'm clearly the best one for this.

Tony: Who's deemed a playboy here? Oh right, me!

Sam: And who's single here? Oh right, you!

Tony: Um

Sam: Wait

Sam: Shit

Sam: I am too

Bucky: Oh my god Y/N's laughing at the movie and

Bucky: I'm sweating guys

Bucky: Who looks this cute

Bucky: WHO

Bucky: EVEN Y/N'S LAUGH IS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS

Bucky: I THINK I'M HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS

Bucky: WHAT IF Y/N HEARS MY HEART

Bucky: it beats for Y/N...

Sam has added Steve, Clint.

Sam: ODIN'S BEARD, LOOK AT BUCKY

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: My fathers beard?

Tony: HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM LIKE THIS

Sam: I'M CRYING

Thor: Do you require a hug?

Tony: WHY'S HE SO SAPPY ALL OF A SUDDEN

Thor: He is now a tree?

Steve: Buck? Are you feeling okay? It's only your first date with Y/N...

Clint: Imagine what he'll be like on the second date...

Thor: Fear not, Barnes. We shall guide you on this joyous occasion!

Bucky: Thanks, Thor. I'm unfriending the rest of you. Jerks.

Steve: Even ME?!

Steve: bucky

Steve: I didn't do anything

Steve: BUCKY

Steve: Rethink this

Natasha has joined the chat.