Y/N has created a chatroom: Meet the new Fledgling
Y/N has added Tony, Clint, Sam, Natasha, Thor, Steve, Bucky, Bruce.
Thor: Our human! We have missed you!
Tony: New fledgling?! Some of us are thousands of years old, we can't have a fledgling join us! I am too old to look after a child!
Y/N: I missed everyone too!
Y/N: except Tony
Sam: a burn not even sunlight can best
Y/N: He's a newly turned vampire, Stark. You and Natasha can guide him through the process. Plus, I don't get to decide who joins our group. I'm just assigned to make sure you all abide to human laws.
Thor: Yes, our human speaks the truth!
Bruce: A vampire? Pity. I would have liked another werewolf to join Barnes and I.
Y/N: I'm ordering everyone to meet at Stark Castle. Introductions can be done in person then, but for now, the chat will do.
Y/N has added Peter.
Y/N: Peter, as you know after the discovery of supernatural beings, a law was passed that one human be assigned to a group of them, ensuring that they easily fit in and are safe. This group, is your second family. Most of us are scattered all over the world, but we always meet up every few weeks.
Sam: "discovery of supernatural beings" pffft you mean when the werewolves decided to pee on human things and run naked, ultimately outing the rest of us because we tried to stop them?
Peter: wait... what... I thought you all just left the shadows and signed a treaty?
Clint: I was confused too when I heard that.
Bruce: As if the rest of your human, well ex, companions want the truth out there that my brethren urinated upon their items.
Peter: ...why?
Bruce: A long story, child. We were mind controlled. We are not savage animals!
Clint: Except for Bucky.
Bruce: What went wrong with that dear boy's DNA...?
Bucky: What are you implying?
Tony: You're a wild mutt and a disappointment to your kind.
Bucky: I am not!
Y/N: Bucky, you pee in public every time you go somewhere new. You chase cats. You once burried my phone.
Bruce: Despite Bucky's flaws... we love him nonetheless.
Peter: So werewolves aren't like that?
Bruce: Goodness no! We comprise most of the world's scientists. Bucky is a... weird anomaly... He makes a good hunter, however.
Bucky: You guys are meanies :(
Y/N: Right, moving on... Peter, I'm assigning Stark and Natasha to be your mentors. They're vampires too.
Tony: Greetings, young one! I am Tony Stark, one of the oldest vampires around. I invented flirting.
Y/N: True, Stark flirts with everything that breathes. Natasha will be doing most of the teaching.
Natasha: It is a good thing I am dead and do not need to breathe.
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
