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Knightly Avengers III - FINAL

Bruce has magically linked Tony, Thor, Steve, Clint, Natasha, Wanda.

Bruce: My apologies for not being able to join you all, I am no fighter. I hope my potions will be of use.

Wanda: How is my brother? I hope he is not causing too much trouble?

Bruce: He is in the castle kitchens playing tricks on the cooks.

Steve: We are going to rescue Bucky, not have a parade, so why is Clint and Tony on the most attention drawing mounts?! The rest of us have plain horses! Proper for a rescue!

Natasha: Plain? Speak for yourself. My horse is undead.

Thor: ... I grow more scared of Lady Romanoff with each passing minute.

Clint: Someone is jealous of Sir Gibbles and his beauty!

Bruce: Sir Gibbles...?

Wanda: He named his mount that...

Steve: "Sir Gibbles" is GLOWING! The ELK GLOWS! How can we go undetected when his mount glows?! And Stark is on a miniature dragon for gods sake!

Tony: Peasants shall hate all they want. This dragon was a gift from our Queen and, can aid us in battle. Now silence! Your voice is giving me a headache.

Bruce: How much longer until you reach the beast?

Steve: If the Seer was right, we're close, any moment now.

Clint: So, tell me about this beast we're going up against to save damsel Barnes.

Thor: No one really knows much about it except for the Queen and her advisors. It has wings, like a falcon, but so large they span 10 villages!

Clint: so we're fighting a bird.

Steve: No, the beast is-

Clint: it's a bird.

Thor: We only caught glimpses of it when it flew off with-

Clint: it flies, it is a bird.

Steve: Dragons can fly but they are not birds!

Clint: dragons are scaly, featherless birds.

Steve: How do you think like that?!

Natasha: Save your breath. It is best not to argue with him.

Tony: I am surrounded by idiots!

Bruce: I see you're still grumpy from your joust with the jester.

Tony: I can't believe he bested me!

Thor: What did he want for winning?

Tony: Some old tome I no longer use.

Bruce: You gave him one of your tomes?! Why? They contain great power!

Tony: Relax, he is not skilled in magic. He won't be able to use it.

Bruce: I hope you're right. I don't trust him. There's something about him that seems off...

Thor: He once ate all of my scones. He is a monster!

Wanda: Everyone, quiet! I think we've found the beast... Look up!

Tony: It is a giant falcon!

Clint: A BIRD! TOLD YOU!

Steve: Oh, shut up!

Natasha: Bruce, we will have to end our links now. We will let you know the outcome of the fight.