Wade has created a chatroom.
Wade has added Natasha, Tony, Thor, Bruce, Steve, Clint, Vision.
Clint: What, Wade?!
Tony: Can we text later? You're going to distract me!
Bruce: I need to ask, but is it not weird that us, adults, are spying on Y/N and Peter's, our youngest and most loved members movie date in a very cramped up spot?
Natasha: If you don't like it, then you can leave, Banner. It's not weird. We are just being protective parental units/uncles/adopted android sibling.
Vision: Overprotective*
Steve: Should they be sitting so close? Natasha, should they? Maybe I should go in and sit between them.
Tony: I will kick your ass, Rogers! Don't you dare ruin their date!
Thor: Grab him, Stark! I shall lay Mjolnir upon him so he may not move.
Steve: Try it and I will run off with Mjolnir!
Thor: You? Worthy? HA! Do not fight us!
Steve: I know you have your doubts. I know deep down you know that I was faking not being able to lift Mjolnir. Would you like to test me?
Thor: Anyone has any rope?
Wade: My darling Avengers. How I love thee. So, so much.
Wade: Can I ask you a favor? It is but a small, tiny, request...
Wade: MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY I CAN'T SEE SHIT WITH STEVE'S BICEP BASICALLY MAKING OUT WITH MY FACE, AND CLINT ALMOST SITTING ON MY HEAD LIKE A DAMN BIRD
Wade: Thank you.
Bruce: I can hear someone typing! Turn off the sound!
Clint: It's Tony!
Tony: ME? MY PHONE TRANSCENDS REALITY, I PRESS AIR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
Steve: how do I get rid of the sound?
Natasha: Oh my god, Steve! Just, switch off your phone!
Steve: No, no! I will figure it out.
Vision: BEHOLD! Y/N LAUGHS!
Tony: What joke did the kid tell her?!
Vision: I do not know, perhaps it was one about toasters.
Clint: Who keeps pushing me?!
Natasha: Me. Move Barton! I need to see my spiderlings date with Y/N!
Clint: No, you move! I need to see Y/N's date with your spiderling!
Tony: Tell Thor to move, he's the one taking up most of the space!
Bruce: Thor? It's Steve!
Wade: My Peetie is on a date. My Y/N is on a date with my Peetie. I could cry.
Bruce: Please don't, you'll give away our position or your tears may drift away in the breeze to them.
Thor: Barton, are you certain these vents can withstand our weight? I fear it may not.
Tony: Pfffffft, of course it will! I designed the whole compound to withstand large scale attacks and still stand.
Clint: I dunno, Stark. It's starting to make some noise. Also, nicely done on making abnormally large vents so we can all become a burrito in it.
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).