Peter Parker | Movie Date

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Wade has created a chatroom.

Wade has added Natasha, Tony, Thor, Bruce, Steve, Clint, Vision.

Clint: What, Wade?!

Tony: Can we text later? You're going to distract me!

Bruce: I need to ask, but is it not weird that us, adults, are spying on Y/N and Peter's, our youngest and most loved members movie date in a very cramped up spot?

Natasha: If you don't like it, then you can leave, Banner. It's not weird. We are just being protective parental units/uncles/adopted android sibling.

Vision: Overprotective*

Steve: Should they be sitting so close? Natasha, should they? Maybe I should go in and sit between them.

Tony: I will kick your ass, Rogers! Don't you dare ruin their date!

Thor: Grab him, Stark! I shall lay Mjolnir upon him so he may not move.

Steve: Try it and I will run off with Mjolnir!

Thor: You? Worthy? HA! Do not fight us!

Steve: I know you have your doubts. I know deep down you know that I was faking not being able to lift Mjolnir. Would you like to test me?

Thor: Anyone has any rope?

Wade: My darling Avengers. How I love thee. So, so much.

Wade: Can I ask you a favor? It is but a small, tiny, request...

Wade: MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY I CAN'T SEE SHIT WITH STEVE'S BICEP BASICALLY MAKING OUT WITH MY FACE, AND CLINT ALMOST SITTING ON MY HEAD LIKE A DAMN BIRD

Wade: Thank you.

Bruce: I can hear someone typing! Turn off the sound!

Clint: It's Tony!

Tony: ME? MY PHONE TRANSCENDS REALITY, I PRESS AIR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

Steve: how do I get rid of the sound?

Natasha: Oh my god, Steve! Just, switch off your phone!

Steve: No, no! I will figure it out.

Vision: BEHOLD! Y/N LAUGHS!

Tony: What joke did the kid tell her?!

Vision: I do not know, perhaps it was one about toasters.

Clint: Who keeps pushing me?!

Natasha: Me. Move Barton! I need to see my spiderlings date with Y/N!

Clint: No, you move! I need to see Y/N's date with your spiderling!

Tony: Tell Thor to move, he's the one taking up most of the space!

Bruce: Thor? It's Steve!

Wade: My Peetie is on a date. My Y/N is on a date with my Peetie. I could cry.

Bruce: Please don't, you'll give away our position or your tears may drift away in the breeze to them.

Thor: Barton, are you certain these vents can withstand our weight? I fear it may not.

Tony: Pfffffft, of course it will! I designed the whole compound to withstand large scale attacks and still stand.

Clint: I dunno, Stark. It's starting to make some noise. Also, nicely done on making abnormally large vents so we can all become a burrito in it.

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