( a thor x reader chat but it's actually just loki being an eccentric and loving uncle )
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Bruce has created a chatroom: The Club
Bruce has added Loki, Rhodey, Steve.
Bruce: Hello.
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro: the CLUB
Pietro: where we partying old men
Steve: Pietro... Pietro... Where is your sister? Where is Clint? He's supposed to be watching over you.
Loki: Let the boy be.
Pietro: lol i'm surprised steve is willing to go to the CLUB
Pietro: so where are we going and what time
Pietro: i require one hour notice in advance so i can gel my hair appropriately
Rhodey: You're a waste of Speed powers.
Bruce: Now, and the park.
Pietro: what now it's daytime???
Pietro: and the park??
Pietro: do you mean music festival lololololol
Pietro: anyway i'm game
Rhodey: Are we really taking him?
Bruce: Yeah, why not?
Loki: If I murder him and hide his body in the bushes, none of you are allowed to complain.
Bruce: I don't know what "murder" is.
Rhodey: Agreed.
Pietro: sksksksksk ok
Loki: Ssssss, sssss 🐍
Pietro: what
Steve: Friday, what does sksksksksk mean?
Friday: sksksksksksks
Steve: ....
Steve: Thank you for that enlightening answer, Friday.
Loki: sss ssss ssssss 🐍
Pietro: wtf stop
Loki: ssss sssss peasant 🐍
Rhodey: Guys can we please go now...
L A T E R
Bruce: Pietro, stop sulking and come back.
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