author's note: i wrote a thor odinson fic, so if you love that adorable asgardian, you should check it out.
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Thor has created a chatroom.
Thor has added Y/N.
Thor: Greetings! Banner and Stark are inquiring if you shall be joining us for dinner tonight? The team shall be going to a new restaurant.
You: Tonight? Awww no, sorry Thor! The JLA and I already have plans. Next time <3
Thor: I did not realize they had returned to our universe. That is a shame... A real, sad... disappointing shame.
Bruce has joined the chat.
Bruce: Whoa, whoa... WHOA.
Bruce: I thought we agreed that when you're on this universe, you spend time with us. They're breaching our agreement over our nonexistent custody of you.
Tony has joined the chat.
Tony: What Bruce said!!!
Tony: This is OUR time with you. Not theirs. We don't waltz into their universe and impose on their time with you.
Bruce: We LOVE YOU MORE THAN THEM GODDAMMIT
Thor: Go back to watching videos of cute animals, Banner. This stress is not good for you.
Tony: No!!!! Let him get angry with the JLA!!! They have no right to do this!!!
You: GUYS
You: You're being way too dramatic.
You: I haven't seen them for a while, and I thought it would be nice to bring em over. I miss them.
Thor: Your powers of multidimensional travel are both a blessing, and a curse.
Bruce: The JLA is a curse!
Tony: A curse we say!!!
You: Thor, you seem to be the most sensible one here right now. Help Bruce and Tony see reason. I thought you guys liked the JLA!
Thor: We do, but we like spending time with you more. I think Tony and Bruce just feel that your other team is stealing you away.
Bruce: They're lovely people, really.
Tony: But we're selfish and want all of your attention for ourselves.
You: You are a child.
Thor: Come now, Stark. Surely there is no need to treat the wonderful JLA like this.
Arthur has joined the chat.
Arthur: we love Y/N more. we want full custody of her. she's our teammate. say your goodbyes
Thor: STEP OUT OF YOUR MUDDY PUDDLE THAT YOU BATHE IN, AND FACE ME, YOU TINNED FISH. I SHALL TURN THEE INTO GRILLED HAKE WITH A SIDE OF SAUTEED ONIONS.
You: omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Y/N has been disconnected.
Bruce: I cry?
Bruce: I want to be angry but Thor's response?
Bruce: I am in ruins?
Tony: You can't do that fishman!
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
