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BINGPOT!

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is an amazing show, with a lot of funny quotes, so I thought it would be a fun challenge to build a chat from quotes from there. If you'd like more chats like this, tell me the show/movie, or just give me the quotes. Hope you like this!

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Steve has created a chatroom.

Steve has added Y/N, Natasha, Sam, Bucky, Bruce.

Steve: Anyone know where Tony is?

Y/N: Nope.

Natasha: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.

Steve has added Tony.

Steve: Hey, Tony. Where are you? We're all waiting for you on the jet.

Tony: You know that medical examiner?

Tony: From last nights party.

Tony: I kind of had sex with her.

Steve: what

Tony: Oh, sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Sex is something that two adults do with their bodies when they're attracted to each other.

Natasha: He's right. Rogers, did you not know that?

Steve: This isn't important news! I don't need to know when you're ...

Tony: Smooshing booties?

Steve: Yes, that's exactly how I was gonna finish my sentence.

Tony: Figured.

Steve: We have a mission, so I expect you to be here in 5 minutes. Kind, sober and fully dressed.

Tony: "Kind, sober and fully dressed." Good news, everyone. We found the name of Steve's sex tape!

Bruce: Sounds way too accurate.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: Hey, Y/N, do you know where Pietro is?

Y/N: No, he sped off to do some last minute packing.

Clint: He's going to get left behind!

Clint: Oh and nice sex tape name, Steve.

Steve: Not now, Barton!

Clint has added Pietro.

Clint: Where are you? Get on the jet right now!

Pietro: fine, dad! i'm just packing extra sneakers, jeez. as if i'd be late.

Clint: Do you see me as a father figure, Pietro?

Pietro: no. if anything i see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me.

Bruce: Hey, show your father some respect.

Y/N: Piet, you just called Clint dad.

Pietro: i didn't call him dad! Autocorrect!

Clint: No, no. Pietro, I take it as a compliment.

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: It's not a big deal. I called Wanda mom once and she's my girlfriend.

Pietro: guys, jump on that. vision has psycho-sexual issues!

Y/N: Old news. But you calling Clint daddy...