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The Wade Show

Wade has created a chatroom: Starring a bunch of kinky spandex wearing freaks

Wade has added Y/N.

Wade: Honey, this might be hard for you, but for this chat you're your own sentient character, okay?

You: It's fine, Wade. I'm just here to help you with your questions.

You: Should we ask them in order of Avenger/Non Avenger or no?

Wade: Hmmm..... No. Let's just have one big mess.

Wade: Deep breaths Y/N. It'll be okay.

You: I'm already nauseous from imagining what a mess this chat will be.

Y/N has added Thor, Tony, Clint, Steve, Natasha, Bruce.

Steve: I'm only agreeing to this because Y/N asked us. So stay in line, Wade.

Clint: Ask everyone their deepest darkest secrets.

Wade: Today on the Wade show, we've asked Y/N's from all over the world to send in their questions.

Wade: With help of the Author, we've curated the best of the best questions.

You: (aka we're asking you all the questions bc they're all good)

Wade: Round of applause for our guests please.

Natasha: clap... clap.

Thor: THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE.

Tony: You don't clap for yourselves.

Natasha: I'll clap all I want for myself. CLAP. CLAP.

You: Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to behave or you will be escorted off the set.

Wade: To Tony, from LolipopLaleaLou: Why are you full of yourself?

Tony: Um????

Steve: Tony's one of the most selfless people I know.

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: I can confirm this. Mr. Stark is so great, and caring, and sweet, and I love you Mr. Stark.

You: Sir, please, no interruptions from the audience.

You: Oh, I've just got word that you're a special guest. Please take a seat.

Peter: I'm already sitting on my bed...

Tony: I'm full of organs, accomplishments, PTSD, and many other things. Please specify how exactly I am so full of myself. (I also had a big breakfast so that could be it?)

Wade: sassy and saddening my poor baby let me hug you

You: No touching the host, please. And Wade, the Author has banned you from touching the guests.

Natasha: If we look passed Stark's overconfidence, he's pretty much the only one on the team that cares the most for us.

Steve: Uh... I care.

Natasha: Mhm, who broke us up?

Wade: Oh, things are heating up.

You: Next question Wade, before we have another fight on this show.

Bruce: Wait, how many times have you had this show????

Wade: Also from the same person, but to Peter, why are you so damn cute?