( wowie, wrote a whole pietro chat only for it to repeatedly publish as an early draft instead of the whole thing :/ I've decided to just rewrite it later on so for now please accept this chat as an apology if you saw the update // chat vision is so ominous, mcu vision would be terrified of him )
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Bruce has joined the chat.
Bruce has added Tony.
Bruce: Tony, be honest, do you think Vision is a little... creepy?
Tony: Our son, that phases through Wanda's wall without knocking despite the chance of her changing, our son who says cryptic things, our son who will stare at you from the corner of the room before remarking on your weaknesses, creepy?
Tony: No, not a little.
Tony: A lot.
Bruce: Where did we go wrong with him? He was so promising.
Tony: Pops one is a psycho, pops two left Earth, and I, the single mother who tried his best, didn't go wrong.
Bruce: Ah man, I should've been there for you and him.
Tony: It's alright, he gave good practice for the future flesh children.
Bruce: Yeah, maybe not call your future kids that?
Peter has joined the chat.
Tony: Hello my adoptive flesh son.
Peter: mr. Stark, i respect you, but never again
Bruce: Stand up to the man!
Bruce: Fight the power!
Bruce: Disrespect the Stark!
Peter: oh no, i would never!!
Bruce: I'm just messing with you, kid.
Tony: Something you need, Parker?
Peter: Aunt May and i are going away on vacation so i just wanted to let you know in case you needed me for secret avenging
Tony: That's nice, you two deserve the break. We'll be alright without you. Have fun!
Bruce: Tony's going to die fighting a villain solely because you weren't here to save him.
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).