ASSEMBLE ✦ avengers chatroom

Pietro | Flirt

(Emojis; spider, prince, coffin)

Natasha has created a chatroom: 🕷 + 🤴🏻= ⚰

Natasha has added Loki, Wanda.

Loki: Is that a threat, Widow?

Natasha: Take it as you will.

Wanda: ... You don't need our help assassinating some prince or something... right?

Loki: As if she needs our help when it comes to such deeds.

Natasha: It's to throw the others off. If they think I'm planning an assassination, it'll be less likely for them to try and hack the chat.

Natasha: It's also a threat for Loki.

Loki: I knew it.

Wanda: Why is the chat private? What secrets do you have?

Loki: Yes, what do I owe the pleasure for including me into this?

Natasha: As Y/N's bestfriends, I think it's time we get her and Pietro together.

Wanda: My brother has the biggest crush on her, it's so cute! I'm in.

Loki: I've been reduced to matchmaking?

Loki: How exciting.

Wanda: Don't act like you don't want them together.

Loki: I'm not acting, little witch. Did my genuine excitement, and joy, not convey through the chat?

Wanda: I can't tell when you're being sarcastic...

Natasha: He's being serious.

Loki: Yes. They make a lovely pair. My dear Y/N deserves a wonderful companion, and that seems to be Pietro.

Wanda: So, what's the plan?

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: Hacker Man here.

Tony: Ohhh. Yeah. You'll need my help.

Loki: tiny tony

Tony: What

Wanda: He is tiny...

Natasha: Haha he called you tiny tony.

Tony: Do you want my help or not?

Loki: No.

Wanda: It won't hurt?

Loki: Only the desperate would seek help from him.

Natasha: We are desperate. They both obviously like each other, but deny it!

Wanda: My brother calls Y/N baby. But lies and says he calls all his friends baby. And Y/N believes him!!!! And he got upset when she believed him bc he hoped she'd catch on.

Loki: I'm laughing at his utter despair.

Tony: ... I thought Pietro was a flirt?

Wanda: He was until he met Y/N.

Natasha: Now he's just a mashed pile of feelings.

Loki: If only. I would pay for that.

Wanda: If you so much as breathe near my brother I will only have to say, "No more whiny prince" for you to cease existing.

Loki: I love our friendship.