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Steve | Whose Side Are You On?

Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Nat, Wanda, Tony, Thor, Vision.

Y/N: Hey

Y/N: Let's say, hypothetically, that I wasn't paying attention during the mission briefing (blame Steve and his too tight shirts), is anyone willing to give me notes on the mission?

Y/N: Guys this is important. Steve is questioning me on the mission

Y/N: WHAT DO I SAY

Y/N: HE IS STARTING TO CATCH ON

Y/N: HELP ME

Y/N: NONE OF YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM BUT I DO, I WON'T HEAR THE END OF THIS

Y/N: So ya'll just gonna let me go down like this?

Ollie's Olives has joined the chat.

Ollie's Olives: Hi Ma'am, what can I get you today?

Y/N: I think you have you wrong Chat...?

Ollie's Olives: No. May I take your order?

Y/N: You do realize that this isn't a restaurant... right?

Ollie's Olives: I am trying a different approach to get more customers. Our delivery is free.

Y/N: What's on the menu?

Ollie's Olives: Olives.

Y/N: I should've guessed.

Ollie's Olives: Fried olives, pickled olives, olive salad, sauteed olives, olive burger, olive tapenade, olive frittata, olive bites. I specialize in all things olive.

Y/N: I can see that... I'm not really hungry.

Ollie's Olives: I will give you a discount.

Y/N: Maybe another time.

Ollie's Olives: Please

Ollie's Olives: My mother was murdered right in front of me by a friend that was supposed to be dead

Ollie's Olives: My sister is actually the daughter of the man who has tried to kill me. She has anger issues now.

Ollie's Olives: My close friend and ex girlfriend was also murdered in front of me thanks to said man.

Ollie's Olives: My son that I didn't know about was kidnapped.

Ollie's Olives: My fiancee was shot because of me. She couldn't walk afterwards. But when she did eventually walk she took her first steps out of my life.

Ollie's Olives: I've been attacked countless times by criminals

Ollie's Olives: I was stranded on an island for years

Ollie's Olives: My family, once wealthy, has lost everything.

Ollie's Olives: Please buy some olives.

Y/N: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! Sure I'll take a dozen of everything!

Ollie's Olives: Payment will open in another window. Thank you. SO MUCH.

Ollie's Olives has left the chat.

Tony: Why did you use my credit card to buy so many olives?!?!

Y/N: Because you're rich. I hope you like olives.

Tony: I DON'T.

Y/N: Well maybe you should have helped me out earlier on!