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Steve has created a chatroom: help

Steve has added Y/N.

Steve: Y/N

Steve: I need your help.

Steve: Y/N

Steve: As your captain I order you to reply at once.

Steve: Y/N

Steve: This is serious.

Steve: I don't know what to do.

Steve: Y/N.

You: Sorry, Steve! I had my phone on silent. Are you okay? Injured? Where are you? Do I need to assemble everyone?

Steve: I could have been dying, messaging you for help but your phone is on silent. I could have died, Y/N. I would be calling, texting a dozen times for help but would you know? No you wouldn't.

You: steve wtf remember that time i fractured my leg and was in need of help asap in a fight and it took me 45 texts and 10 calls to get ahold of you for backup

Steve: ... I was in a meeting.

You: YOU WERE WATCHING TV AND YOUR PHONE WAS SILENT.

Steve: I am so sorry. I really am.

You: So what's this serious life and death situation you need help with?

Steve: The WiFi is slow. Can you please do that thing where you fix it?

Y/N has blocked Steve.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: why tho

You: Is this Steve? Or Raccoon boy?

Bucky: ... why tho

You: Barnes.

Bucky: Fine. I will call Tony for our WiFi help.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: My answer is no.

Tony has left the chat.

Bucky: I will call Sam.

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: My answer is also no.

Bucky: why tho

Sam: Because Steve pulled the same lecture on me yet he was the one who had his phone on silent too.

Sam: Although I needed his answer on pizza toppings... So not as bad as Y/N's situation was but still.

Bucky: why tho

Sam: I just told you why.

Bucky: why tho

Sam: But why what?????

Bucky: why tho

Sam: I'm leaving.

Bucky: why tho

Sam: Bc you're annoying me, Barnes.

Bucky: why tho

Y/N has blocked Bucky.

Sam: thank you ♡

Natasha has joined the chat.

Natasha: Y/N, I'm gonna need you to choose another mentor while I go away for a while.