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( part i ━ and they lived happily ever after )
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Y/N has created a chatroom.
Y/N has added Steve, Loki, Tony, Thor, Natasha, Bruce, Pietro, Clint, Wanda, Vision, Peter, Bucky, T'Challa, Sam.
You: Hey!! I was thinking that, maybe, we should go on a vacation?
Pietro: las vegas!!
Wanda: BAHAMAS.
Vision: Virtual Reality is a conduit to other realms.
Sam: VACATION!
Bucky: VACATION!
Steve: Where do you have in mind?
Wanda: I SAID BAHAMAS.
Pietro: I SAID LAS VEGAS.
Clint: Can we have an adult only vacation?
Pietro: can we have a vacation without people who will DIE from exertion?
Pietro: LIKE OLD PEOPLE
Bucky: rude... thor and loki are right here
Loki: You start heaving, suffocating, if you run up a flight of stairs. Your attack? Baseless, weak. You? Feeble, soon to be dead.
Tony: I think everyone has trouble getting up a FLIGHT of stairs.
T'Challa: Not me. I'm inhumanly equipped for such cardio.
Bruce: Who uses the stairs when all of our residences have elevators?
Bucky: ours is out of order duh
Bruce: It's not.
Bucky: gasp
Bucky: sam lied!
Sam: You betcha ass I did. You looked like some badly outta shape hermit running after his collection of trash.
Pietro: lmaffooooo he got u good
Pietro: absolutely wrecked
Pietro: complete buffoon!!
Bucky: shut up
Sam: Hey, at least your calves and thighs look great now. You're welcome.
Thor: yeah before they were a weak "thicc" but now they're really "thicc" like mine
T'Challa: Pietro is always running around. So why do his legs look the way they do?
Pietro: the..
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ASSEMBLE ✦ avengers chatroom
FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
