( i'm having some really bad writer's block, so here's a quick chatroom of just nonsense to help me combat it )
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Bucky has created a chatroom.
Bucky has added Steve.
Bucky: hey can you buy lemon cake on your way home?
Steve: Last time, and all the other times I bought you cake, you ate a few slices and then wasted the rest.
Bucky: i shared it with sam and nat
Steve: Natasha saw you throwing out old cake.
Steve: And Sam says you never share any with him.
Bucky: that's not true
Bucky: i just FORGET that we have cake okay, and by the time i start digging in the fridge and i see it, it's not good y'know
Bucky: sam's a liar bc one time i ate the last slice of the chocolate cake without asking him if he wanted it, and so he's been mad at me ever since
Bucky: so pleaaaase???
Steve: No, sorry Buck.
Bucky has added Natasha.
Bucky: hey can you buy me lemon cake on your way home?
Natasha: Steve said no?
Steve: Steve said no.
Natasha: Ah well, Captain's orders, Barnes.
Bucky has added Sam.
Bucky: hey man can you please buy me lemon cake on your way home? thank you
Sam: Nah man, I'm not stopping at the bakery. It's not on my route today.
Bucky: pleaaaaaaase
Bucky: i'll share with you like i always do
Steve: Don't encourage this behavior, Sam. He keeps wasting.
Natasha: Why don't you bake your own cake like a true cake appreciator? Weak.
Bucky: steve are you just going to let nat tell me off like this???
Steve: She's right. If you want lemon cake so bad, bake it.
Bucky: who has the recipe
Natasha: Google.
Bucky: ... so you don't have it?
Natasha: WEAK.
Bucky: this is HARASSMENT
Steve: Once again... she is right...
Bucky: okay what about the ingredients HUH?
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).