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Pietro | Protective

Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has added Tony.

Clint: Wanna help me prank Pietro?

Tony: You need to leave that boy alone. He has been through a lot.

Clint: Steve, did you take Tony's phone again?

Tony: no

Tony: It's the real Tony now and I would love to be part of your prank.

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: We are mature, responsible adults that the kids look up to. Is pranking them the right thing?

Tony: Yeeeeeesh Steve.

Clint: Ugh save the lecture for our next stupid scheme.

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: Hey. What's going on?

Steve: They are being irresponsible role models.

Bruce: I didn't ask you, Steve.

Tony: Even Bruce is tired of your righteous shit, Steve!

Clint: We're going to prank Pietro.

Bruce: I approve.

Steve: Don't ask me for help when things go wrong.

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Tony has added You.

Tony: Hey, beautiful.

Tony has added Pietro.

Tony: Hey, creature.

Clint: lol

Pietro: why

Y/N: Hey handsome!

Y/N: And Pietro.

Clint: lol

Tony: Y/N, if you were any closer to my heart, you'd be shrapnel.

Y/N: Daaaamn, Stark. Bringing out your best pick up lines, huh?

Pietro: that's his best? how is he a playboy again?

Tony: Gurrrrl, you're hotter than the Phoenix Force.

Y/N: I know we joke a lot, Stark, but this is new... and weird.

Steve: I wonder why.

Pietro: what do u know old man #2?

Bruce: Snitches get stitches.

Steve: Nothing...

Tony: I just can't resist your beauty, love.

Pietro: stop it

Y/N: Ehhh thank you?

Tony: Thank your mum for blessing the earth with a hottie like you.

Pietro: STOP!!!! FLIRTING!!!! WITH!!!!! MY!!!!! GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! JOKES ARE OKAY!!!!!!!!!!! BUT YOU AREN'T JOKING ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clint: Ah, there it is.

Tony: She won't be your girlfriend for much longer ;)

Pietro: i hope u like the view

Tony: What?

Tony: REALLY?

Tony: GET ME DOWN.