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Revolutions, Knives & Memes

Thor has created a chatroom: 💛 I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ALL FILTH ON MIDGARD AND BEYOND 💛

Thor has added Y/N.

Thor: 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

You: 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

Thor has renamed the chat: Stronger Than You :)

Thor has added Clint, Tony.

Thor: 💪🏼

Clint: Where is my yellow heart, you jerk?

Tony: M'kay, whatever pointbreak.

Thor has renamed the chat: Terror.

Thor has added Natasha.

Thor: 😱

Natasha: Who gave Thor emoji rights?

Thor has renamed the chat: Small strong  and Big strong

Thor has added Steve, Bruce.

Thor: 😘

You: so. friggin. cute.

Clint: Where is MY kiss?!

Bruce: 💚

Steve: Hello Thor!

Thor: Now that everyone is here, I would like to introduce you all to my new friend, Korg :) I would introduce Valkyrie, but Loki is around, and she is armed. Not a good combo.

Tony: I thought we were your only friends.

Natasha: Don't think what applies to you will apply to him.

Clint: Don't think we even are friends, Tony.

Bruce: These two are out for blood today. Did someone drink your coffee?

You: Clint... How dare you insult Tony in my presence...

You: Jk do it again

Tony: Hey :(

Thor has added Korg.

Korg: Hi, I'm Korg. I was there when Asgard turned into ashes -- I wouldn't reccomend a repeat of that, the ash hurt my eyes.

You: Hi, I'm Y/N. The only one who keeps everyone from getting into fist fights over trivial things.

Clint: I would've won that fight over the toast, Y/N. Vision stood no chance.

Bruce: He would have crushed you.

Korg: Vision seems nice. Does he have any interest in revolutions?

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: Thor procured a phone just to add you to the chats?

Natasha: Don't throw a tantrum just bc he hardly adds you.

Korg: It's probably all the stabbing, Loki. Thor doesn't like it.

Steve: Nobody likes it :(

Bruce: Did he try stabbing you?

Loki: I did.

You: ... Why?

Loki: Felt like.

Thor: I'm putting you up for adoption so I can get a new brother.