Pietro has created a chatroom: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pietro has added Y/N.
You: i want no part of this chat
Pietro: but y/n
Pietro: i know something you don't
Pietro: don't u want to know what it is (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
You: ... i guess
Pietro: someone on this team likes u
You: everyone likes me. that's the point of friends.
You: but you wouldn't know that now would you since you have no friends ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)
Pietro: where did u find that one
Pietro: i love him
Pietro: this person has a crush on u
Pietro: i know, it is surprising someone could like u more than a friend ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)
You: nicely played, pie
Pietro: would u like to know who it is? ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)
You: the whole point of this chat is so that you tell me or else you wouldn't have made it
Pietro: true
Pietro: but im sworn to secrecy by my sister not to tell u
You: why is that
Pietro: she wants him to tell u himself and not me ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )
You: clearly, you're going to disobey her?
Pietro: yes ʕ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ʔ
You: jeez, pie, where do you find all of them?
Pietro: i am building a collection, a farm like clint
Pietro: so this person
Wanda has joined the chat.
Pietro: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)
Pietro: go away sister
Wanda: Can't, your idiocy blocks the exit ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)
Pietro: why are you here
Wanda: I sensed your recklessness. You know he will never forgive you, right?
Pietro: i am helping him. he has been waiting too long to tell y/n.
Wanda: Brother, you have no place in this. It is not for you to tell.
You: i'm okay with waiting for him to tell me. he's probably gonna tell me soon anyway
Pietro: but y/n
Pietro: wait you speak like you know who it is ( ͡°- ͡°)
You: it's obvious.
Wanda: Can you pretend like you don't know?
You: sure, wanda
Pietro: u ruined the fun y/n
You: you would have realized i would figure it out easily if you had a brain ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)
Pietro: u would realize i did not bc i pressumed u don't have a brain ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°)
You: seems like we're on a tie today
Pietro: i'm going easy on u
You: i haven't started trying yet
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).