Jungkook: hobi, if you were forced to choose between spending time with Yoongi and drinking sprite, what would you choose?
Hobi: oh man, I don't know. What would you choose, spending time with Jimin or drinking banana milk?
Jungkook: easy. Banana milk.
Jimin: oh, REALLY? well, I guess you can sleep on the couch tonight, with your precious banana milk!
Jungkook: wait, no, babe, it was a joke!-babe, wait!
Yoongi: well, I would never force my hobi to make this choice in the first place.
Hobi: and that's why I love you