*Namjoon, jin, yoongi, tae and hobi run to the living room. Jungkook is sitting next to his computer. Jimin is standing next to him.*
Hobi: What's wrong?? Jimin, what happened to him?
Jimin: I entered the room and he started screaming out of nowhere.
Jungkook: MY EYES!! MY INNOCENT EYES!
Namjoon: JK, calm down. Tell us what happend.
Jungkook: You - you're all perverts, that's what happened!
Hobi; what do you mean?
Jungkook: I was trying to turn on the computer so I could play overwatch before I go to bed, and then a dirty website just opened out of nowhere and attacked my poor eyes!
Jimin: interesting... I wonder who was the one who used the website.
Tae: I say it's namjoon!
Namjoon: what? That's a false accusation! I'll never use those kinds of websites, I'm too Pure for that.
Tae: oh girl-
Jimin: yeah, right
Hobi : we've all listened to 'expensive girl', Joon. We know that you're a dirty little bean.
Jin: yeah he is.
Namjoon: stop it, It wasn't me! Even if I used these websites - which I DON'T- I would never use it where some of the younger ones could see it. It can mentally scar them for life!
Hobi: well, if it's not Joon, it's gotta be either Jimin or tae.
Jimin: what?! Why us?
Tae: yeah, how DARE YOU??- actually, you know what? That's fair.
Jimin: tae!
Tae: what? We're both dirty minded people, and we love pranking JK. But it wasn't us this time - which is too bad, 'cause it's hilarious.
Jungkook: it won't be so hilarious after I rip your nipples and feed it to yeontan -
Hobi: guys, stop! We need to figure out who did it. Okay, so it couldn't be Jin- it's not his style.
Jin: yeah, 'cause this prank has NO style. My pranks are classy and sassy- just like me.
Hobi: okay, so that leaves yoongi and I. Everybody knows that I could never do that to kookie, so... Yoongi, why did you do it?
Yoongi: Oh thank god, is it finally over? I think I fell asleep at some point.
Hobi: You were in your studio for the entire day - you didn't even come out to eat with us. How did you do it? Did you bribe hitman bang and make him do it?
Jin: ooh, I know - you're secretly a genius hacker that turned EVIL-
Tae: Oooh, I've got one! You were trying to put a chocolate chip cookie inside the disk drive, as one does-
Yoongi: OR, you guys are a bunch of naive dumbasses, and you're forgetting that Jungkook is a 22 year old man with needs and desires, and you're ignoring the fact that he was probably using the website for his enjoyment, but he's a moron, so he did it in the living room, and then Jimin walked in and saw what he was watching, and he panicked and made up this weak-ass lie.
*Silence* ..............
Jin: ...........Nahh, that can't be it.
Hobi: the only need that Jungkook has is the need for a big hug!
Namjoon: and a lot of banana milk, so he can become big and strong.
Yoongi: This is unbelievable. JK, they may believe you, but I see through your lies.
Jungkook: I don't know what you're talking about, I'm completely innocent.
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