Hobi: guys, should I cut my bangs?
Everyone: YES!
Hobi:..... Nah, I'll keep my bangs.
Everyone: Damnit!
Jimin: I really thought we'll convince him this time....
Tae: it's probably for the best. His forehead is a danger to humanity.
Jimin: that's actually a good point. We have to mentally prepare ourselves before seeing it in its true form.
Jungkook: what? why?
Tae: forget it, he had a bang for so long, you were too young to remember-
Jungkook: I was like fourteen but okay-
Tae:- I remember it like it happened yesterday. 2013, our debute day. We were all getting ready, when suddenly Hobi entered the room, and I was almost blinded by his beautiful, perfect forehead. That was the moment I realized, I could never be this perfect. And that's why I refuse to show my forehead.
Hobi: oh, Tae. That's silly, your forehead is beautiful. Plus, mine isn't that pretty. There, look-
Tae: wait, DON'T!
*Hobi lifts his bangs and exposes his forehead.*
Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!
Jimin: IT'S TOO PERFECT, I CAN'T BEAR IT!
Tae: IT IS A SIGHT TOO HOLY FOR OUR MORTAL EYES!!