Jin: hey, what do you call hobi when he's around yoongi?
Hobi: madly in love and forever grateful that fate had brought us together-?
Jin: HOE-BI
Hobi: .........
Jin: how would you call Jungkook if he was a cook who cooks garbage?
JUNK-COOK!
Jungkook: kill me
Jin: hey, is Taehyung really 23? Because he looks preTAE-YOUNG to me!
Tae: hahahahaha I don't get it but I'm gonna laugh anyways
Jin: what did Jimin say when people made fun of his height? "Gee, mean!"
Jimin: at least my laugh doesn't sound like a dying horse
Jin: what would yoongi say if he was attacked by a bear, try to make it go away and then get eaten by it? "SHOO- GAHHHH!!!"
Yoongi: that's oddly specific, and also inaccurate. I would accept my fate and die peacefully.
Jin: what would you call Namjoon if he was not getting lost all the time? MAP-monster!
Namjoon: .........wow. I mean, people used my old name by accident- actually, I've come to expect it from foreign interviewers. But from my band member, my friend, my life partner? I never thought you would betray me like this.
Jin: what- babe, I'm- I'm sorry!-
Namjoon: forget it.
*Namjoon leaves*
Yoongi: wow, Jin, you really hurt him. You were a real world wide OFFENDSOME
Jin: I'm equally confused and proud right now
