Namjoon: well, let's see- Jin went to that place where they make cupcakes that look like your face, yoongi and hobi went shopping, Jungkook is celebrating his birthday with his family, and Jimin and taehyung went to the park - tae went so he can walk yeontan, and Jimin is probably giving flirty looks all of the joggers in the park and making them run into trees. He has some weird hobbies, that evil little mochi. So what should I do? Hmm... Wait, I know! I could make a fruit salad for everyone. It's delicious, and it's super easy, so even I can't mees it up. Alright, let's do it!
*Twenty minutes later*
Jin: Yes, and I'd like the face on the cupcake to be smooth and angle-like, just like mine- oh, excuse me, I have a call. Hello? Yes, this is kim Seokjin. He did WHAT?
*a minute later*
Yoongi: I'm just saying, buying twenty pairs of socks seems kind of excessive-
Hobi: well, what am I supposed to do, wear my afternoon socks in the evening? Don't be ridiculous. Hold on, Jin is calling me. Yeah, how's it going? ah huh. Ah huh. wait, WHAT? How did he even- okay, okay, we'll get there as soon as possible. Bye.
Yoongi: what happened?
Hobi: Namjoon is in the hospital.
Yoongi: what?! what happened??
Hobi: that dumb bitch tried to cut an orange, then he cut himself, and then when he reached for a towel to stop the bleeding, he accidentally pressed the button of the stove and turned on the gas, and then he dropped a roll of toilet paper on the fire of the stove and the toilet paper roll was set on fire, so he KARATE KICKED IT to the curtains, and the curtains were also set on fire, so he spilled some orange juice on them, and it put the fire out, but then he slipped on the orange juice that got spilled on the floor, and while trying to stop himself from falling, he grabbed the fruit basket and all of the fruits fell on his head as he crashed to the floor.
Yoongi: wow, that's.... pretty bad. We really shouldn't leave him alone like this.
Hobi: yeah, though it could have ended worse. Remember that time when he tried to make a lasagna?
Yoongi: we do not speak of the lasagna incident.
