Jungkook logic

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Jungkook: Yoongi hyung, stop the car, I gotta pee

Yoongi: We left the house five minutes ago, why didn't you go then?

Jungkook: I didn't need to go five minutes ago

Yoongi: Well, I have nowhere to stop, so you'll have to hold it in

Jungkook: I can't!!! I REALLY need to go!

Yoongi: Jungkook, you're a 22 year old man-

Jungkook: I will pee on your new car padding.

Yoongi: GODAMNIT, JK-

*The next day*

Jungkook: Urgh, I really need to pee. I
My bladder actually hurts.

Jin: Then GO

Jungkook: ............. Nah, the bathroom is too far away

Yoongi: Are you fucking kidding me-

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