'Dear Mister Puth,
It is Jeon Jungkook. I hope you're doing well.'
Jungkook: Ugh, no! That's way too formal. Let's see....
'Dear Charlie,
Sup, dude? Long time no see! It's your boi, JK-'
Jungkook: wow, that's so much worse. 'sup'? 'your boi'? God. Okay, I'll try a different approach...
'Dear Charlie Puth,
What's up? It's Jungkook from BTS. You know, the korean guy that you performed with?'
Jungkook: Ugh, no! It's such a nerdy thing to say. Okay, maybe....
'Hey Charlie,
So how have you been? I've been good. I was just driving around, listening to sophisticated music and licking ice cream from a cup, like adults do'-
Jungkook: ugh, NO! What am I saying? I'm obviously not cool enough to eat ice cream from a cup. Okay... One last try.
'Dear Charlie,
What's up? It's Jungkook from BTS. I just wanted to ask how you've been, and check if you'd like to hang out and drink coffee sometime.
Anyway, have a good day!
Sincerely,
Jeon Jungkook'.
Jungkook: okay, that's not bad- wait, NO!! 'drink coffee'? Could I BE more basic?! IDIOT!
*Meanwhile, in America*
Charlie: okay, let's see...
'Dear Jungkook,
Sup, homeboy? It's your boi, CP-'
Charlie: God, NO! We're not close enough for me to call him 'homeboy'! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
