Jin: Namjoon, are you coming? We're going to be late
Namjoon: Yeah, sorry, I broke my pants
Jin: Do you mean that you TORE your pants?
Namjoon: No, I broke it
Jin: ......... HOW?
Namjoon: I honestly have no idea
Jin: Unbeliebubble. I just don't get it! How can you break things so easily? You really are destructive-
*Namjoon comes out of his room looking like a snacc*
Jin: ----------
Namjoon: I'm sorry, you were saying?....
Jin: I was saying that you really are destructive.... Ly sexy
Namjoon: ........ You really couldn't help yourself, huh?
Jin: Just shut up and let me feed my eyes with the sight of your glorious namtiddies
Namjoon: I feel objectified
Jin: ......... Do you like it?
Namjoon: A little bit
