Tae: this trip was so much fun!
Jimin: yeah... But I'm missed the older members though.
Jungkook: yeah, same.
Tae: they must have been bored out of their minds without us, huh?
Jungkook: oh, for sure. I bet they were napping, sipping tea and gossiping like a bunch of old grandmas.
Jimin: ha ha, yeah, or maybe they were partying super hard and trashing the house.
*The three of them walk into the bangtan house. Namjoon, Hobi, Yoongi and Jin are sitting in the living room.*
Jimin: we're hom-
Tae: Shh, shut up for a second. What are they reading?
Namjoon: -"kiss me", Taehyung whispered softly. Jungkook leaned forward, his lips looked like two red roses. "Not yet... We have to wait for Jimin"-
Hobi: Oh SNAP-
Jin: this shit is getting STEAMY-
Yoongi: I still think the sope one was better-
Hobi: well, yeah, obviously-
Jungkook: WTF?!!!
Jin: oh shit, they're back.
Hobi: This is an optical illusion. You are, in fact, hallucinating.
Namjoon: look, guys, it's not what it looks like-
Tae: Oh, REALLY? Because it kinda looks like you were reading perverted fanfiction of us, in your free time, for your own enjoyment.
..........
Yoongi: -It was Namjoon's idea.
Namjoon: Oh my god you TRAITOR-
Jin: It WAS Namjoon's idea, but we all rolled with it. We've been doing it for a while now, but- it's not dirty or anything! We just think it's funny.
Hobi: And kind of hot-
Jin: -Dude!
Hobi: -but ONLY hyung line ships. Ships that mix the maknae and the hyung line are just gross.
Yoongi: agreed. Except for Yoonmin. This shit is adorable.
Hobi: excuse me?
Jimin: Oh, well.... Thanks.
Namjoon: so... Are you mad at us?
*Silence*
Jimin: well, we would.... If we hadn't been doing this ourselves thousand of times already.
Jin: Wha.
Hobi: you did??
Tae: Well, DUH! It's like a book club for us. We meet every week and bring our favourite fanfic of the week, and then we read them out loud and rate them.
Yoongi: based on what?
Jungkook: writing skills, typos, realism. Like, so many of these fanfics present Hobi as a sub, and he's definitely a dom-
Namjoon: OKAY! Let's not make it weird. So, I guess we're not that different after all, despite of the age gap.
Yoongi: yeah, we all find it enjoyable to read fanfics of sexual nature about one another.
Namjoon: well, when you put it like that it sounds creepy-!
Yoongi: Oh I'm sorry, It's totally normal for a bunch of grown men to read fanfics about themselves.
Namjoon: yeah, exactly!
Yoongi: I was obviously being sarcastic but whatever-
Jin: So!... Do you wanna join us?
Tae: sure! What are you reading now?
Namjoon: It's called "a dangerous game: a threesome for two".
Jungkook: well, the title is terrible. Perfect!
Tae: Oh, by the way, taekook is a much better ship than sope.
Hobi: bitch, you WISH
