*A Twitter conversation*
'MynameisJeff122: I don't get why so many people think that the BTS members are hot. They look like girls.
Dimplelover19: You wouldn't know what a girl looked like even if she screamed at you-"I'm a girl!" and then punched you in the face, so maybe that's why you don't get why people think the BTS members are hot.'
Jimin: Damn! That's savage.
Tae: wait, that's not all of it. Look-
'MooMoo75hj: If you took away BTS' nice clothes and good haircuts, there'll be nothing left - they're that boring and unremarkable.
Dimplelover19: If you took away BTS' nice clothes and good haircuts you'll be left with seven men who are great dancers, performers and artists. However, if you gave nice clothes and a good haircut to the person who wrote this tweet, they would still be a salty piece of shit. But I guess the world isn't fair, huh?'
Hobi: DAMMMMN-
Jin: That person really wrote that?? That's good. I always want to say these things, but I never- wait, is that tweet about me?
Tae: You really shouldn't look at this-
Jin: let me read it!
'Kookieislife97: Jin and RM of BTS are shit dancers. Everytime I watch them perform I cringe so much. Jin always tries to steal the attention from Jungkook, who deserves it more. Plus, Jungkook is a better rapper than RM. That's just facts. The group is better off without them.
Dimplelover19: A) Jin and RM of BTS are great dancers, so fuck off. B) it's funny that you say you cringe watching them, because your very existence makes me feel like there's no hope for humanity. C) Jin never tries to steal the attention from Jungkook. He always gives him the spotlight and encourages him, and he takes care of him like a brother. Plus, Jin deserves every piece of attention that he gets, because he's a fantastic singer and performer who needs to get more lines. D) A better rapper than RM?! Are you TRYING to act dumb, or does it come out naturally? E) without Jin and RM, there's no BTS, so put it in that little brain of yours and shut the fuck up.'
Namjoon: wow... That one was pretty serious. It's touching though. I wonder why this person responds to those tweets. I mean, yeah, they're annoying, but replying to them isn't going to make them stop.
Yoongi: That's true. But honestly, sometimes, people are just asking for it.
*Suddenly there's a noise coming from Jungkook's room. Everyone run to his room.*
Jungkook (from inside the room): I'll show you, you salty piece of shit...
Tae: is he in trouble with the Swedish mafia again?
Jimin: god, I hope not-
Namjoon: No, wait, guys, did you hear what he said?
Jin: 'you salty piece of shit'. Wait... That sounds familiar.
Hobi: Are you saying that Jungkook is-?
*Suddenly Jungkook opens the door. He holds his phone in his hands.*
Jungkook: Um, why are you all standing in front of my door? OH- are you spying on me again to find out what happened with the Swedish mafia? Because I told you, I didn't MEAN to call them ******-
Hobi: JESUS, JK-
Jin: Is this word even legal?
Tae: wait, you know Swedish swear words and you haven't taught me any of them?!
Jimin: Guys! Focus. Kookie, what were you doing with your phone a second ago?
Jungkook: I was on Twitter. Why?
Jimin: give me that-
Jungkook: what? NO? Jimin, give me my phone back-!
Jimin: Oh my god, it's really you. You're Dimplelover19.
Jungkook: whhhat- pfff- NO- I'm just a fan of that account, but I'm not-
Hobi: JK. Come on.
Jungkook: ........ Ugh, fine. Yes, it's me. I know we're not allowed to respond to tweets, especially the mean ones, but I just couldn't take it anymore. People allow themselves to be so rude, so I figured- they should get a taste of their own medicine. But I know, it was stupid of me... I'm sorry.
Jin:.... Do you really think I'm a good performer?
Jungkook: Jin hyung, of course I think you're a good performer. You're so charismatic. You always put yourself out there so everyone else could comfortable. I really admire that.
Jin: well... I'm just gonna go to the kitchen and cut some onions. So if anyone sees my crying, it's because of the onions. Got it? THE ONIONS!
Hobi: yes, we got it, Jin hyung.
Jin: GOOD!
Namjoon: ...... Urgh, man. You know what? If you'll make sure no one knows it's you, you can keep this account.
Jungkook: really??
Namjoon: yeah. We all have ways to release steam. This could be your way.
Jungkook: thank you. But what if the bighit managers find out?
Namjoon: I'll deal with it. Don't worry about it.
Jungkook: Okay. Thank you, Namjoon.
Namjoon: of course.
*Jungkook leaves.*
Yoongi: you're just allowing it because he called his account 'dimple-lover', aren't you?
Namjoon: I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.
