Jin: so, sweety, you gave me a great gift for our anniversary, and now it's time for your gift. Or should I say, gifts.
Namjoon: oh, baby, you shouldn't have-
Jin: *TAE! YOONGI! HOBI! JUNGKOOK! JIMIN! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!*
*The rest of the group run into the room and stand in a line in front of namjoon.*
Namjoon: um, babe, what's going on?
Jin: my dearest joon, for the past six years, you've made many sacrifices for the group.
Jungkook: you had to wear sunglasses even though you couldn't see with them for shit...
Yoongi: you had to go through the most hideous haircuts- I mean, seriously, it was so bad, I don't think it was even legal-
Jin: OK, THANKS, YOONGI.
Jimin: you had to pretend to be tough and serious even though you're actually an adorable ball of nerdiness and fluff-
Hobi: but most importantly, you've been disrespected by everyone, even by us. So today, Jin hyung got us all together, so we can fix it.
Namjoon: I'm confused. What's happening?
Tae: today, every one of us is going to give you ten high fives and ten handshakes. And after that, we're going to order some food in English, and we're going to translate whatever you say. And THEN, Jin and you will go to the beach and search for crabs.
Namjoon: I can't believe it... Babe, you did all of this just for me?
Jin: of course!
Namjoon: Kim seokjin, your love is like a thousand handshakes to me.
Yoongi: that's a weird thing to say-
Jin: and your love, kim namjoon, is like seeing my own face in the mirror- it's perfect.
Yoongi: forget I said anything
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