When Hobi is crazy on sprite

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Hobi: GOOD MORNING Y'ALL! HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING?

Namjoon: it's 7PM, and why are you yelling?

Hobi: ME? YELLING? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, MY VOCAL TONE IS NORMAL! IS THAT A HOT POCKET?

Jin: no, that's my dirty napkin- OH MY GOD HOBI DON'T EAT IT!!

Yoongi: Come on, spit it out!

Hobi: WOW, THIS HOT POCKET IS TERRIBLE. CAN I HAVE ANOTHER ONE?

Jimin: what happened to him?! Why is he like this?

Jungkook: maybe he's having a seizure

Tae: yeah, or maybe he's shocked because he finally realized that the moon landing was fake-

Namjoon: Tae, enough with these conspiracy theories-

Tae: -why did the flag fly in the wind, Namjoon? They were on the freaking MOON!-

Yoongi: wait, I think I know what happened... Hobi, how much sprite did you drink today?

Hobi: YES

Yoongi: Oh shit.

Hobi: GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? WE SHOULD GO SKINNY DIPPING IN THE LAKE!

Jin: what lake?

Namjoon: Hobi, I don't think it's a good idea. Let's just breathe for a minute, relax, and thi- aand he's naked.

Jungkook: ahhhhh dude!

Jin: God, I don't know where to look-

Jimin: I mean, we've all seen it before-

Yoongi: Um, EXCUSE me?

Tae: Yaaaaaaaaas queen! Let's DO THIS!-

Namjoon: TAE!! Put your pants on, now!

Tae: Ohhh, but-

Namjoon: NOW!

Tae: uggh, FINE!! You guys are no fun.

Jimin: Um, guys, I hate to interrupt, but Hobi is on his way to the porch.

Namjoon: GET HIM!

*The group run after Hobi and manage to catch him right before he goes out to the porch.*

Hobi: LET GO!! I'M A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY WHO SHALL NOT BE TAMED-

Namjoon: Jungkook, hold him!

Jungkook: I'm trying, but he won't stop licking me!

Jimin: yeah, he's licking me too-

Tae: and you like it, huh?

Jungkook: NO!

Jimin: well, a little bit

Jungkook: wait, what?

Namjoon: Guys, focus!! We need to figure out a way to stop him before he - Hobi, NO! No licking Namjoon! Bad Hobi!

Hobi: GRRRRRRR

Jin: What can we do to calm him down? This guy is energetic even when he's not crazy from drinking sprite.

Yoongi: drinking... That's it! Wait here.

*Yoongi runs to his room and comes back carrying a bottle of whiskey.*

Jungkook: wait, you keep a bottle of whiskey in your room?

Yoongi: Yes, now shut up and hold him. Hobi, open your mouth.

Hobi: AHHHHHHHH, NO, DON'T HURT ME, YOU EVIL DENTIST! AHHHH!!!

Yoongi: Perfect, drink this. Good. Keep drinking.

Hobi: THAT'S DISGUSTING. WHERE'S MY HOT POCKET?

Jimin: he's still crazy, why is it not working?

Yoongi: give it a minute.

Hobi: UGH, I COULD KILL FOR A BOWL OF CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP-

Tae: -Umm, are you sure that it's working?

Hobi: WITH A SODA ON THE SIDE-

Yoongi: Hm, that's weird, it usually works faster-

Hobi: Life is meaningless and we're all going to die.

Yoongi: There we go!

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Stream Chicken noodle soup, guys! Congratulations for this solo project, Hobi, you're amazing 💜



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