BTS: Author, what are you doing?
Me: Writing a Jikook fanfic.
Tae and Hobi: Ohhhh, may we read it?
Jungkook and Jimin: Ummm what-
Me: You may not! It's a sad fanfic, I don't want you to cry
Namjoon: It's okay, I cry all the time
Jin: No you don't
Namjoon: Well, I do internally
Tae: Come on, let us read it, pleasee!
Me: I'll tell you what - if Yoongi agrees to read it for us, I'll allow it
Hobi: Babe, will you do it?
Yoongi: Hmm, let me think- NO.
Tae: Why not??!
Yoongi: I don't support Jikook.
Jimin: Excuse me?!
Jungkook: We're literally together!! Jimin is rubbing my thigh as we speak!
Yoongi: First of all, gross, and second of all - Sope is the ultimate ship, and I won't read anything else.
Hobi: ....... Do you got any Sope fanfics?
Me: Not appropriate ones
Hobi: Wait what-
