Tae: Namjoon hyung, I can't sleep
Namjoon: Count ships
Tae: You KNOW that sheeps make me nervous!
Namjoon: No, I meant SHIPS- like, romantic ships. It always helps Jimin fall asleep.
Tae: Oh! Okay. I should probably start with the Jimin ships. Let's see... Jikook, Vmin, Taegi-
Namjoon: You really don't have to say it out loud-
*Two hours later*
Tae: Tony and Jimin, that one guy who checked Jimin out when we were filming bon voyage, Jimin and that interviewer-
Namjoon: Tae, we have a dance practice tomorrow, please STOP-
Tae: I'm almost done! Jimin and Halsey, Jimin and the girl from Starbucks... Okay, that's it!
Namjoon: Great, now, can you PLEASE go to sleep?-
Tae: Wait, no, now I have Jungkook ships-
Namjoon: No! That would take too long. Just count my ships, it'll be much quicker.
Tae: Oh, girl, NO. You have no idea how many ships you have. Most of them were made up by Jimin, Jungkook and I.
Namjoon: ............... Tae, go to sleep in Yoongi's bed.
Tae: But then he'll be grumpyyy-
Namjoon: NOW
Tae: FINE, but of he bites me again, it'll be YOUR fault-
