Yoongi: hobi, you need to stop drinking so much sprite, it can really hurt your health.
Hobi: I don't drink that much sprite, you guys are just being dramatic.
Yoongi: you finished all of the sprite we had in the mini fridge.
Hobi: they were really small cans! It doesn't count.
Yoongi: yeah, but then you ordered another box.
Hobi: alright, yes, but It will only arrive tomorrow, so I won't drink any more sprite today.
Yoongi: you're drinking one RIGHT NOW!
Hobi: I am? oh, shit, I am. I don't even remember how I got it.
Yoongi: well that's terrifying
Hobi: okay, so maybe I'm a little addicted to sprite.
Yoongi: a little?! Yesterday you told me that you dreamed about BATHING in sprite. That's not healthy.
Hobi: well,I was also licking honey from hitman bang's adam's apple while giving taehyung a tail massage, so I wouldn't say that this dream was very realistic!
Tae (passing by): yeah, like I would ever let you touch my tail.
Hobi:.... Ignoring that. Besides, you can't lecture me about being healthy when you actually believe that wine counts as a nutritious meal.
Yoongi: is does count! it was proven that drinking a glass of red wine every day is healthy.
Hobi: yeah, but not when it's the only thing that you put in your mouth for the entire day!
Yoongi: .......it's not the ONLY thing that I put into my mouth.
Hobi: ....................
Yoongi: ..................
Yoongi: wanna go to bed and -
Hobi: YUP.
