Jin: Guys.... Not to be dramatic, but I think someone is trying to kill me
Hobi: WHAT?!
Jimin: Don't worry, Jin hyung, we'll protect you!!
Namjoon: What makes you say that, Jin hyung?
Jin: Someone left a box on my desk, and it's filled with oyster shaped cookies. OYSTER SHAPED. I mean, who would do such a thing?
........
Namjoon: You're unbelievable-
Hobi: WOW-
Jimin: We try to do something nice for you, and this is how you react?!-
Jin: WHAT? You guys know I hate oysters!! I appreciate the thought, but why did you have to buy cookies that are shaped like my least favourite food?
Hobi: That's all they had in the store this morning, and it's chocolate cookies, so we thought you could get over it
Namjoon: Yeah, I mean, why do you even hate oysters this much?
Jimin: Yeah, It's not even that bad-
Jin: You know what?! If you enjoy eating oysters, go ahead, but I REFUSE to eat something that looks so much like a vagin-
Namjoon: OMG JIN HYUNG WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK-
Hobi: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT-
Jimin: I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT OYSTERS AGAIN, GOD-
Jin: Hmmm, INTERESTING. Would you like an oyster shaped cookie now?
Namjoon, Hobi and Jimin: KEEP IT AWAY FROM US-
Jin: Didn't think so.
