Yoongi: Good morning, everyone! Ooh, pancakes! It looks great, thank you, Jin.
Jin: what's happening? Am I dead? Is this the afterlife?
Yoongi: Jimin, is that a new shirt?
Jimin: um, that's actually my pajamas-
Yoongi: well, it looks really good on you! And Namjoon, I loved that new verse you sent to me yesterday-it's genius.
Namjoon: wow, thank you, Yoongi, that's really nice. So.... What's wrong?
Yoongi: what? why are you assuming that something's wrong?
Namjoon: you're never this nice, never, expect when you're- wait. Yoongi, are you drunk?
Yoongi: what? NO! It's 9AM!
Jin: yeah, but you never wake up that early.
Namjoon: exactly! Something isn't right.
Yoongi: you guys are unbelievable. You always complain that I don't hang out with you enough and that I sleep too much and that I'm grumpy all the time, and when I try to make an effort, you think I'm DAY-DRINKING? That really hurts.
Namjoon: you know what? You're right. It wasn't nice of us. We apologize. Thank you for making an effort, that's really nice.
Jin: yeah, we're sorry, Yoongi.
Yoongi: well, I guess I'll forgive you...
Hobi: yeah, I don't buy it.
Everyone: what?!
Jimin: how can you not buy it? Look at his face, he's an innocent baby!
Hobi: oh, please. Min Yoongi is not innocent. He's a badass, grumpy, sexy grandpa, and he's never fake-nice.
That's one of the reasons I love him . So, Yoongi, tell us the truth. What's REALLY going on?
Yoongi: ........
Hobi: you know that I'll get it out of you eventually. If talking won't do the trick, I'll take more severe measures.
Tae: You mean SPANKING?
Hobi: worse.
Jimin; DEATH?
Hobi: worse. Tickling.
Tae: OH SHIT
Jimin: NOT THE TICKLING!!
Yoongi: ugh, GOD! I give up. You win.
Jungkook: YES!
Namjoon: wait, what? What's going on?
Jungkook: Yoongi and I made a bet. I bet the he couldn't wake up early and be nice and polite to all of us-
Yoongi:-And I bet that he couldn't be quiet for an hour. I thought I'd be able to eat breakfast peacefully, but that obviously didn't happen, and now I lost. So thanks.
Jimin: so it was all a lie?! we thought you were genuinely hurt! Unbelievable.
Tae: yeah, I can't believe it... Is this what betrayel feels like?
Yoongi: you guys weren't even a part of the conversation! You were just sitting there silently and stuffing your faces with pancakes.
Jimin: GASP- how DARE you? We WERE a part of the conversation!
Tae: yeah, we were humming and noding in agreement super hard!
Yoongi: ugh, forget it.
Jungkook: wait, Yoongi, so you really didn't drink before the meal to relax?
Yoongi: of course not, that's cheating. Besides, I don't need to turn to alcoholism to stop myself from killing you guys-
Jin: -wait, so you DIDN'T think my pancakes looked great? That's it - no more pancakes for you!
Yoongi:-yet.
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Hey everyone!
Sorry I didn't upload the chapter on time- I was at a friend's house and they didn't have wi-fi. I wrote the chapter and tried to upload it, and then it got deleted. So I guess you'll get two chapters today🙂
Thanks for reading, and have a nice day💜
