Jungkook: Jin, I'm bored.
Jin: Go play with Tae.
Jungkook: I'm not a child, I don't 'play'. Plus, I'm not talking to him. He broke my hoverboard.
Jin: JK, I'm busy. Just find a way to entertain yourself and be quiet.
Jungkook: Ugh, fine.
......
Jungkook: Oh, I know, we should talk about your birthday! What would you like me to give you?
Jin: Some peace and quiet.
Jungkook: Okay! Don't worry. On your birthday, I'll make sure that no one will disturb your peace. I'll be your guard and stand right beside you, and when people will try to speak to you, I'll shush the hell out of them. I'll be the most quiet person on Earth. I'll be so quiet, that no one will even notice I'm there. I'll be so quiet, that even ghosts will fear me. I'll be so quiet, that-
Jin: JK!
Jungkook: Right! Sorry. I'll be quiet.
*Literally 1 minute later*
Jungkook: How about a cake that's shaped like your face?
Jin: JK!!!!- oh, I actually like those
Jungkook: Great!
Jin: Now, can you PLEASE stop talking?
Jungkook: Oh, come on, what are you even doing that's so important?
Jin: Watching a video compilation of Namjoon's thighs.
Jungkook: .............. Can you send me a link?
Jin: Wut-
