Yoongi: UGHHHHHHHH, I HATE THE INTERNET-
Hobi: Why are you yelling at your phone again, you old man?
Namjoon: Hehehehe.
Yoongi: Maybe I AM an old man, because I just can't understand people on the internet
Hobi: Why?
Yoongi: People get angry over such idiotic things. For example, this one person posted a picture of Taehyung on Twitter and wrote something slightly sexual, and now people are saying that this person sexually harrassed her. I mean, wtf?
Namjoon: Wow, that's pretty bad.... I wish people calmed down and stopped doing mean things on our behalf
Hobi: I wish so too, but what can we do about it? We can't really tell them to shut up or something
Yoongi: Yeah. Ugh.
Namjoon: Ugh.
Hobi: Ugh.
Yoongi: ......Or maybe we COULD.... Just not directly
..........
Namjoon: Are we gonna write a song about it? Because it KIND OF FEELS like we're going to write a song about it-
Yoongi: Damnit Namjoon, you ruined the moment
Namjoon: Sorry, sorry, I'm just excited. Writing bops that gently and viciously roast people, yey!!
